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I tried to learn how to play the accordion, but now it’s just a noise maker."

I went to a pottery class, and my bowl looks more like a Frisbee.

I bought a fitness DVD to get in shape, but now it’s just a coaster.

I told my boss I was feeling unproductive. He said, 'Productivity is a mindset.

I tried to take up surfing, but now my board is just a garage filler.

I tried to bake bread, but now I just have a hard loaf of disappointment.

I went to a meditation class to relax, but now I’m more stressed about relaxing.

I bought a fancy water bottle to stay hydrated, but now it’s just a desk ornament.

I told my friend I was going to start vlogging. He said, 'Good luck with that.

I tried to learn how to sew, but now I just have a lot of ruined fabric.

I bought a slow cooker to make meals easier, but now it’s just another thing I don’t use.

I told my friend I was going to start a band. He said, 'Good luck finding people who want to join.