Trever Farted

Know what I’m sayin’, ladies?

The man is one family shopping trip to Target away from sneaking back into training camp. He’ll be triggered back into a playbook by Valentines Day when he sees all the X’s and O’s. Also, leave it to Tom Brady to make Black History Month all about him.. I’m starting to think Antonio Brown may have been onto something.

Just left Jiu Jitsu class & it was filled with IRS agents working out to “B*tch Better Have My Money”. If anything he should pay me the $4 million for having to listen to “Yeah 3x” every time I want to rewatch Jim & Pam’s wedding. There’s nothing I hope for more in this world than Chris Brown’s swift & endless downfall. That last part wasn’t really funny, but it makes me smile. **kChrisBrown

Felt delete, might cute later

Merry Christmas, everybody 🌴

Just a little football knowledge for ya.

This is my bat signal 🦀

And if you flip a racecar is it still a racecar, even if it’s totaled? And if you flip a Punch Buggy, do it’s wheels do the weird crawly thing like a cockroaches legs when it’s on its back? Ok I’ll come to a full stop now, but I was on a roll. All tired out now, though.. honestly forgot what the original tweet/post was even about.

Don’t be a sheep 🧠

Just some tweets I’ve twitten 🐦