Katt's Comedy Riot

"Katt Williams can turn a waiting room into a comedy room."

"Katt Williams’ jokes are like magic tricks – they always leave you amazed and laughing."

"Katt Williams’ punchlines are like lightning – quick, bright, and unforgettable."

"You ever notice how the people who say 'I'm not racist' always have something racist to say?"

"I’m not saying I’m lazy, but I’d take an escalator to bed if I could."

"Katt Williams can make a trip to the post office feel like a comedy show."

"Why do people always say 'You need to get out more'? I'm quite happy in my cave, thank you."

"Why is it that every time I decide to clean, I end up finding something interesting to distract me?"

"You ever notice how the people who say 'I'm not nosy' are the ones who know everything?"

"You know you're getting older when your back hurts from just sleeping wrong."

"I don’t need a gym membership; I just need my kids to hide the remote."

"Why do people always say, 'Money can't buy happiness'? I’d like to test that theory."