Matt Rife's Joke Junction

I told my boss I was feeling unproductive. He said, 'Productivity is a mindset.

I tried to take up kayaking, but now my kayak is just a lawn ornament.

I went to a paint and sip night, and my painting looks like a wine spill.

I bought a new phone to be more efficient, but now I’m just better at avoiding calls.

I told my friend I was going to start a baking YouTube channel. He said, 'Just make sure it’s edible.

I told my boss I needed a break. He said, 'Life is a break, get back to work.

I tried to learn how to skateboard, but now my skateboard is just a hazard in my garage.

I went to a painting class, and my canvas looks like a disaster zone.

I bought a new lamp to brighten up my room, but now it just highlights my mess.

I told my friend I was going to start writing poetry. He said, 'Just don’t quit your day job.

I bought a bread maker to be a home baker, but now it’s just another thing taking up counter space.

I told my friend I was going to start a tech blog. He said, 'Make sure you understand the tech first.