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Preach Carter

Standup Comedian out of central Florida

09/18/2026

Catch me on the “Somebody book me comedy tour” coming to a city near you or anywhere that will book me 🙏🏾🙄😆

09/12/2026

Height: Wemby
Build: LeBron
Hands: Jordan
Athleticism: Russ
Vertical: MJ
Footwork: MJ
Handle: Kemba
Shooting: Steph
Mentality: Jordan
Passing: Magic
Work ethic: Kobe
Perimeter defense: MJ
Interior defense: Hakeem
Rebounding: Rodman
Dunking: VC
Layup package: Jordan
Bag: Kyrie
IQ: Kidd
Speed: Rose
Explosiveness: Russ

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