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Welcome to Rhomac, where the deep earth meets the high heavens in a shimmering lather.
π§ββοΈ Royal Beard Care & Canine Enchantments: Fresh Lab Drops! πΎπ§ββοΈ
The cottage cauldrons have been bubbling over! Between recovering from surgery, dodging swamp monsters in the Crescent City, preparing for an upcoming wedding, and setting up market tents, the Goblin and the Elf have been working overtime in the laboratory.
We are beyond excited to unveil our newest botanical concoctions designed for untamed manes, wild whiskers, and the loyal four-legged companions who tread the trails with us!
π§ͺ The New Beard Alchemy
For the dwarfs, wizards, and rugged wanderers whose facial hair needs a little extra woodland magic, weβve forged two specialized mane treatments:
π Marrow & Moon Butter: A thick, deeply soothing concoction built to instantly calm skin irritation, banish itchiness at the root, and blanket your face in rich, long-lasting hydration.
π² Moss Gloom Tonic: A lightweight, silky oil formulated specifically to tame twisted, stubborn whiskers, soften coarse hairs, and leave your beard with a healthy, noble shine.
πΎ The Pet Lineup: Three-Headed Dog & Fairy Hounds!
Why should the bipedal creatures have all the fun? Weβve crafted a dedicated line of pet-safe lather magic to keep your loyal hounds smelling fresh and feeling soft after a long trek through the mud:
π Three-Headed Dog Soaps: A heavy-duty, dirt-busting bar crafted to wash away swamp grime, deep mud, and trail dust while staying completely gentle on canine skin.
π§ββοΈ Fairy Hounds Lather Shampoo: A silky, ultra-soothing liquid lather designed to condition their coat, calm sensitive skin, and leave your furry companion soft, shiny, and smelling like a sunlit meadow.
π Catch the Wagon Tomorrow in Buda!
We are loading up the cart and heading back out to meet the hoard!
Where: The Oak on Main (Buda, TX)
When: Tomorrow, Sunday (9/6)! (Weather permitting! βοΈπ§οΈ)
The Mission: Come check out the new beard line, grab some dog shampoo, and restock your personal bath hoard before we head south next week for the grand coupling celebration in the Mossy Realm! πβ¨
ποΈ A Wisdom from the Lab Bench:
"Whether you rock a wizard's beard or walk beside a fairy hound, true magic is keeping your vessel groomed and your spirit clean. Come say hello tomorrow, and stay clean, our fae friends!"
09/05/2026
Hello goblin and fairy friends 𧑠The fall season is fast approaching and we are getting some new seats ready for everyone. Peppermint Swirl, Pumpkin Spice and Leather and To***co! They are just baby soaps right now fresh out of the molds. Help us come up with some names to join our fae family of soaps π§Ό
09/05/2026
Goblin and fairy friends come out and see us!
Come on out to progress coffee and beer for some Saturday fun. Get your soaps, and bring the kids for games and snowcones
Hello goblin and fairy friends! Another day another market. This time we are back in buda at the oak on main.
Hello goblin and fairy friends! Come and see us over at Rough Hallow in Lakeway
βοΈ Back from the Bayou: NOLA Adventures & Weekend Markets! πβ¨
βThe Goblin and the Elf have returned from a magical hiatus in the heart of the crescent city! We took a brief detour from the Whispering Woods to wander through the mystical streets of New Orleansβa land overflowing with ancient voodoo magic, twilight vampire lore, and the intoxicating aroma of sizzling Creole spices.
βWhile our grand voyage was cut a bit short, the stars clearly aligned for us. By heading north early, we managed to dodge that nasty flesh-eating bacteria currently haunting the Gulf waters! Safe, sound, and completely revitalized, weβve stoked the cottage cauldrons once again and are jumping straight back into the swing of things.
βπ Weekend Market Coordinates:
βWe are hitting two fantastic spots this weekend to get our fresh batches into your hands! Come out, catch up on our southern travels, and check out all the incredible local vendors joining us:
βSpot #1: Lakeway Market β΅ 901 highlands blvd in Lakeway
βSpot #2: The Oak on Main (Buda, TX) π³
βπ§ͺ Freshly Restocked for the Hoard:
βWhether your skin needs a heavy-duty scrub after a long journey or a soothing spa-like reset, the wagons are loaded with our signature cottage-core alchemy:
βπ₯© Rich Beef Tallow Bars: Deeply nourishing, historic formulas crafted for a dense, ultra-creamy lather that repairs a tired, travel-worn hide.
βπ Creamy Goat Milk Lineup: Silky, vitamin-rich bars designed to condition and calm sensitive skinβincluding the cool, spa-like Siren's Silkweed (eucalyptus & goat milk) and our gentle Crystal Cascade!
ββοΈ Solstice Glow: Keep the late-summer brightness alive with this sun-gold bar of crisp lemongrass and earthy turmeric root.
βπ Pocket Potions: All five of our essential oil roll-ons are back in stock, ready to slide into your tunic pocket for instant on-the-go stress relief.
βποΈ A Wisdom from the Crescent City:
β"A little bayou magic does the soul good, but there's no place like the local market hearth. Leave the swamp phantom worries behind, come say hello, and letβs get your bath hoard fully replenished!"
Ooh hit the big leagues today with our first scam order. Good thing I have years of cyber security training to flag the phishing attempt. Some people really deserve a special place in hades. Eh back to work in the lab.
P.S. if you want soap it's only 9$ wash your stinky self
Come on out for a Sundae Bar and some soap. Lots of vendors to see and take home some great gifts.
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