Customer Service

Always block customers door with AmazonFresh delivery. Check ✔

Is your computer slow? Hit Windows key + D and pretend like it's new again!

People get so angry these days. It makes it really hard to provide good customer service.

Great job ! We are proud of you! Customers always think they are right, it's about time someone taught these scumbag customers who's really in charge

New year is coming.. Who should I troll?

Glad to see there are still dumb people out there following me :)

Escargot soup

“If one day the speed kills me, don't cry. Because I was smiling.”

― Paul Walker

Can you believe this crap? Look at that lethargic 5 year old, you should be ashamed. Stop feeding her oreos.

Teacher Stops 5-Year-Old From Eating Oreos, Sends Note Home to Mom A Colorado mother says her five-year-old daughter was prevented from eating Oreos by her preschool teacher. Since the cookies were deemed unhealthy, Leeza Pearson, said she received a note in the school.

Sad to see the restaurant hating craze has ended. Should I shut this page down?

Does talking to certain people lower your IQ?

I have a confession.

I am very sorry for all the posh chavs that come here. That lamborghini in our pictures? Bought it at Toys' R us...