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YOU CAN'T TEAR DOWN THE MUCHMORE AND HOSBROOK HOUSES! THAT'S WHERE I HID THE EPSTEIN FILES WITH TRUMP AND PLAY GRAB ASS WITH MY SOFA BOY VANCE!!!
05/01/2026
TO ALL THE LIBERALS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A JOE BIDEN ECONOMY ???
2.89 FOR A GALLON OF GAS?
IM GLAD THAT DADDY TRUMP AND MY LA-Z-BOY TOY JD VANCE FIXED THE ECONOMY!!!
05/01/2026
DONALD TRUMP TOLD YOU HE WOULD LOWER GAS PRICES - AND HE DID!
SUCK IT YOU LIBERAL, CO**IE LOSERS!
*please do not look at the date of this post or drive to your nearest gas station and compare the price*
04/29/2026
April 15, 2026,
I;m thinking about thos Beans
I can confirm there is a secret pond in Madeira that I like to go to with JD Vance to get handsy with and NO I WON'T TELL YOU WHERE IT IS
COME TO THE MADEIRA HISTORICAL SOCIETY FOR OUR "TRADISIONAL" EASTER EGG HUNT!
WHAT ARE IN THE EGGS? BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO FIGHT IRAN? $4 PER GALLON GAS? TARIFFS INCREASING THE COST OF YOUR PRODUCTS? UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES SHOWING TRUMP SEXUALLY ABUSED MINORS? (ALLEGEDLY!)
C'MON DOWN AND FIND OUT! WATCH JESUS RISE, BUT NOT THE STOCK MARKET!
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