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If you can't be bothered to take care of your health (be it your blood pressure, hydration, vitamin/mineral intake, alcohol consumption, smoking, weight, cholesterol levels, or anything else) you might as well hold a sign up for your friends, coworkers, and family members that says you don't care about what it would mean to them if you were gone.

GROUP PARTICIPATION QUESTION:

A patient sent me an email that said "You literally changed my life for like about a hundred bucks," and it got me to thinking about inexpensive things that can change your life.

For me it was the slow-close toilet seat. I thought they were only for fancy hotels til I saw one in Mom's new house. Fifty bucks in each bathroom. GAME CHANGER. Another: Iced tea maker. Hundred bucks. Glorious.

So, what do you have for me that's cheap and life changing, aside from an ?

DO NOT PANIC if a substance begins falling from the sky later this week.

This is an entirely harmless, natural phenomenon and the falling substance is essentially the base of the treatments you get from us regularly.

All is well.

Just saying... get ready.

You probably know why we decided to open Rapid Recovery.

Hence, we don't judge. Errrrrrybody makes the occasional mistake.

Don't be one of those people who waits until 11:55 to submit was has to be in by midnight. Go ahead and buy your Vitamin D supplement now, BEFORE the sun disappears on us.

This is your semi-regular reminder that we're here for dehydration, illness, wellness, hangovers, etc., etc., etc., but we aren't your doctor.

If you don't have a primary care physician, GO GET ONE.

Interest rates? ↗️

Gas prices? ↗️

Food, electricity, taxes? ↗️

Rapid Recovery? ➡️

Your old friend Covid is coming back around, but this version has GI issues so make sure you have Imodium and Nauzene on hand.

I was recently on a train overseas, and it was completely full of European folks who were leaving a Luke Combs concert. They did the best they could to look "country", but 90% of them looked like Howdy Doody. They could buy something called "western wear", and THOUGHT they were doing it right, but to anybody who knew otherwise, it just didn't work.

Reminded me of the way IV Therapy places are popping up. Just because you can buy the stuff on the internet doesn't mean you're really authentic.

Make sure you aren't going to Howdy Doody IV joints.