The Crest

🐻🔥 SATURDAY — BEARLISQUE TAKES OVER
The bears are back and they’re bringing:

Body‑ody‑ody — fur, glitter, thighs, and questionable decisions

Burlesque chaos — tassels spinning like ceiling fans in August

Big boy energy — growls, grinds, and gratuity encouraged

If you leave without sweating, blushing, or tipping, you did it wrong.

🎲💸 SUNDAY — LOTERÍA + FUNDRAISER FOR THE CARTELS
Dollaz & Taco are rolling in ready to scream, cackle, and emotionally damage you in the name of charity.

What Sunday is serving:
Lotería madness — cards flying, people yelling, bartenders praying

Fundraiser for the Cartels — support the crew, support the chaos

Prizes & raffles — you might win, you might cry, you might do both

Pitchers flowing — because hydration is for weekdays

Angel Fish will absolutely judge your card, your posture, and your life choices.

🩺 Your results just came back, and it seems you are experiencing a severe Bearish Man deficiency! 😱 These cases are serious.
Not to worry, we've got just the cure for you! 💊
Join us this Saturday at 930pm to kick off the summer with some of our favorites from Long Beach and the surrounding area! You've seen them atop gogo boxes and stages galore, and we've got them here for one night only doing their thing! Featuring the sexy moves of Jaymes Payne, Valentino, and Mistah J, we have just what you need to start summer off with a bang! If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, imagine what these four Adam's apples can do for you! 🍎🍏🍎🍏
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