Perch Merch

You can keep handing out those scratchy, boxy shirts that make people question your life choices…
OR
you can level up with one of our curated merch packages.

Premium tees, hats, hoodies — all in one simple bundle without the back-and-forth emails.

Your brand deserves a glow-up.
We already built the starter pack for it.
👉 perchmerchpackages.com

Business owners: if you’re still panic-ordering shirts the night before an event…
we made these packages for you.

Consistent colors, clean prints, quality products, and shipped anywhere you need.
No headaches. No guesswork. No ‘my logo looks weird.’

Grab a package, breathe again, and let us handle the chaos.
👉 perchmerchpackages.com

We could’ve shown these airport eye masks on a normal human mannequin…
but this is Perch Merch.
We don’t do “normal.”

Shoutout to LNK + Breeze for trusting us with the Seriously Nice Dreams starter pack.

Most businesses buy merch the same way they buy office chairs…
cheapest thing on page 2 of Google.

Then they wonder why employees look like they hate their jobs.

We fixed that.
Three done-for-you merch packages built for businesses that want to look legit without doing any work.

Tap the link, pick your package, and we’ll make you look put together.
👉 perchmerchpackages.com

Harrison Boe keeps selling out of tour merch… so we keep restocking it.

He focuses on the music.
We handle the shirts, the hats, the shipping, the refills — city after city.

This is how tour merch should work.
Zero stress. Zero downtime. Just fresh gear wherever the road takes him. 🔥🎶

Attitude Over Everything.
Clean embroidery.
Solid drop.

Here’s a quick tour of what we do in-house:
Screen printing ✔️
DTF ✔️
Heat press ✔️
Embroidery ✔️

Basically… if it sits still long enough, we’ll decorate it.

**If your logo has never touched a golf towel, a birdie marker, or a divot tool sharp enough to question your life choices… you’re missing out.

Golf merch isn’t seasonal — it’s a personality upgrade for your brand.
And it hits every demographic that spends money.

Birds, towels, divot tools, chaos… all with your logo on it.
It’s never too late to level up your golf game (or your marketing).**

Thinking about trying another merch shop?
Bold strategy. Let me know how that works out for you.

We’ll be right here… printing quality that doesn’t fall apart after one wash.