Doug Currin

MY WEDDING RING FELL OFF MY FINGER. Yeah I’ve lost some weight and I knew I left the house with it. Checked the recording to see if it was on my hand during the 6:00 news. Yes. Then I looked EVERYWHERE for it. Studio, outside, then bam. Went to take a bite of potato salad. …and here we are.

Some punk kid asked me how old I am. I said “let’s just say in second grade I was glazing an ashtray. As a gift. For parents who didn’t smoke.”
The look on his face was like mine when I stand up too fast.

Omg. Hahahahahaha. This would NOT be chief meteorologist John Farley. Funny things when you google yourself. What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen after you google yourself? …asking for a friend.

CONFIRMED: not an earthquake. Sonic Boom? Yes. Perhaps a meteorite? …or maybe Chet “The Rocket” Steadman threw the heat!!!!!!!! follow Doug Currin for the latest on ABC Columbia!!

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OLD MAN CURRIN GRIPES: CAR HEADLIGHTS ARE TOO BRIGHT! GAH.

CHIME IN: everybody has a someone they invite to the BBQ but hopes they don’t show up, right? RIGHT?