Metro Retro

Holy sh*t—look at ExRilo Love absolutely killing it in this vintage outfit she got at Metro Retro! 🔥

That gorgeous red blouse with the brown leather skirt? Fu***ng perfection. She looks classy, stylish, a little dangerous, and completely badass.

This is why I love vintage clothing. You’re not going to walk into some boring-ass chain store and find an outfit with this much personality. ExRilo didn’t just put on an outfit—she made the whole damn room stop and look.

Thank you for shopping Metro Retro, ExRilo. You look fu***ng amazing! ❤️‍🔥🖤

Dude told me he could smell the c**k on my breath from wherever he was. Boo-hoo, I’m so upset. LMMFAO! 😂

He really thought he was going to embarrass me, but all he did was hand me the perfect setup. Sir, I may be gay, but I’m not fu***ng blind. You walked into the wrong comment section carrying a plastic sword. 💀

Every 60 seconds, one minute passes.

Literally, what is the point of having “f**k you” levels of money if you’re never going to say f**k you?

If you’re still terrified of upsetting politicians, advertisers, shareholders, or strangers online, you don’t have freedom—you just have extremely expensive cowardice.

Meanwhile, I’m broke as a joke and handing out “f**k yous” like I’m a billionaire philanthropist. 😂

Thanks to my couponing skills, my $45 grocery bill dropped to $44.