Deadly Designs

Hello, Deadly Darlings! 🖤🩷🩶

I hope you’re enjoying this gorgeous Michigan weekend!

Mark your calendars — on August 22, you can catch me at the Royal Grill in beautiful Canadian Lakes! There’ll be a variety of amazing vendors to shop, including candles, jewelry, crocheted treasures, and more — and I’ll be there with all your favorite Deadly Designs chaos: Bitter Bakers, SNARKuterie boards, Cussin’ Coasters, and other beautifully unhinged goodies.

Come say hi and shop a little dark humor with your local handmade finds. 🖤

Hello Deadly Darlings and Happy Wish A Bitch Would Wednesday! 🖤🩷🩶
We’ve officially survived half this chaotic week, so give yourself a gold star ⭐️ … or a glass of wine🍷. Dealer’s choice.

It looks like we’ve got a gorgeous weekend rolling in, and you know I’m taking full advantage. I’ll be setting up my booth in the backyard, rearranging, redesigning, and probably cussing at least once while I try to make everything look 💀aesthetic💀.

But I’m excited — the new layout is coming together, and the vibes are immaculate.

Now tell me: what kind of trouble are YOU getting into this weekend? Drop your plans below, whether it’s gardening chaos, brunch mischief, or absolutely nothing at all.

Hello, Deadly Darlings 🖤🩷🩶

I told you I’ve been manifesting some new unhinged creations… and the chaos has officially arrived.

Say hello to your new favorite bad decisions: Cussin’ Coasters and SNARKuterie Boards—perfect for serving drinks, snacks, and just the right amount of attitude.

Go ahead, treat yourself to something a little wicked.

Stay spiteful 🔮

Hello, my fellow lovers of dark humor 🖤

Spring has arrived, and with it comes a fresh batch of beautifully cursed creations straight from my crafting dungeon.

First—I’m swapping out the stemless wine glasses for stemmed ones, each featuring brand-new sayings you’re going to love.

Next up, I’m introducing a whole new category: Accoutrements (uh-KOO-truh-ments)—those extra, elevated touches that make your gatherings feel a little more fabulous… and a lot more wicked. Think Cussin’ Coasters and SNARKuterie Boards.

And finally, I’m (impatiently) waiting on a warm, dry day so I can set up my booth and bring my new witchy, welcoming vibe to life.

I can’t wait to see you all out and about this summer!

Ask chatgpt to do a caricature of yourself based of what it knows about you. I think mines spot on 🤣🤣🤣
Share yours with me!

OMG I am so stupid. 🫣 My heated coat battery Saturday night. I started getting cold(er) around 7. I had an EGO battery and my EGO Power Nexus for powering my lights - I could have plugged it into to charge it quickly! I also forgot all my decorations so sadly, my booth looked pretty plain.

Regardless, Krampusnacht was SO much fun! The aches and pains, cold-burned face, and extremely chapped hands are the devil’s toll I’ll happily pay for the excited smiles on all the faces of those who are bringing some dark and sarcastic humor to their holidays!

Thank you to everyone who stopped by! 🖤🩷🩶

✨Tomorrow’s the big day!✨
🎄Join us for this FREE holiday celebration!🎄
There will be live performances, a costume contest, 50/50 raffle winners, kids’ story time & activities, and so much more.

👹Michigan’s Largest Krampusnacht👹 is happening in Old Town!
You’ll find us right out in front of Cravings Gourmet Popcorn🍿 and Loyalty Barbershop 💈on Turner Road. I’ll be nestled between two incredible artists—Punk Rustic Farms and Jezebel Michelle Creations.

Dress up, bring your mischief, and spend the day with us in true Krampus style!