MagLev Lancaster

Thanks to The Don's BBB we now have partial funding till 2034! Come on down to the station and celebrate with us 🎉

We're co-sponsoring this event with Lancaster Monorail, despite our mutual hatred. Come out tomorrow! https://www.facebook.com/share/1Fn6erJX5w/

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We are declaring war with those jerks at Lancaster Monorail! Only one of us will survive this. Pick your sides now!

Have we told you lately that we love you? Rising oil prices are stirring up interest in MAGLEV technology and we want to be the next Game Stop! Buy some stock, ya'll!

Our stimulus check came today and we are officially back, baby! The future of transportation is going to be all about magnets. Thank you, President Trump!

Happy Birthday from MagLev Lancaster!

Our Korean backers fell through and we are looking for new capital. Target launch date is February 22nd, 2022.

During construction, it is highly recommended that you don't bring metal near the MagLev while it is energized. On a related note, we are sorry for the predicament that Sir Lancelot was put in yesterday evening.

Lancaster Monorail is a joke! They stranded their customers in Philadelphia; they have to take Amtrak home! HAHAHAHAHA! Losers!

Suggestion Box time: Please post your suggestions for how we can make MagLev Lancaster the smoothest ride in Lancaster.

We are a scant two years away from launching MagLev Lancaster! This winter, we'll be laying our foundation along North Queen St. Queen Street will be closed on a rolling basis from 8AM to 6PM Monday through Sunday while we slide our big rigid poles in place.