Sassy Awkward Squirrel

I never thought I’d live to see squirrel bullying, but here we are.

One squirrel goes viral shaking tail on TikTok and suddenly the rest of us woodland performers are treated like counterfeit Build-A-Bears.

That’s like throwing anyone who’s ever had bangs into a dungeon because Zooey Deschanel owns the look.

But Facebook and TikTok officially agree: let Sassy squirrel. 🐿️

The legendary saga of the Alabama “attack squirrel” has taken a dark turn as Mickey Paulk faces new, serious charges. While the 39-year-old gained national fame for allegedly training his pet squirrel, “Deeznuts,” to be a meth-fueled guard animal, his latest arrest includes trafficking and chemical endangerment 🐿⚖️

Despite Paulk’s viral claims that he would never drug his beloved pet, his trial was recently postponed due to legal delays. He now remains in the spotlight as authorities transition from the “viral squirrel” narrative to a heavy-hitting criminal case involving drugs and weapons.