Peace Dogs

BARK! bark bark

It was a good dog day downtown. New friends and smiling faces!

Nacho`s WILL be on the menu tomorrow! RUFFF!

Peace Dogs will be serving some dogs in downtown Jax! Starting in December we will be between the courthouse and the courthouse annex.. near Olio`s, Dive Bar, Marks, and Ivey`s. Mention this page and get one free dog! Come on out... be a good dog. Sit and Stay.

A guy is driving around Oklahoma and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a damn liar. He never did any of that stuff."

Thats gotta taste good!

Peace Dogs will be on Historic kings road today. Near the corner of Phillips and Sunbeam!

If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve food here".