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🐶 Dog Days Of Summer, 11am-8pm tomorrow at STAG - Provisions for Men.

Sources have informed us that all dogs go to heaven. Not all dogs get adopted, though. That's a sad fact that you have a chance to change this weekend at STAG - where they've teamed with local rescue organizations to find Homes 4 Dawgs.

As usual, they'll have sips for you. They'll also have treats for your own dogs. You'll probably need a name for your new furry friend. Here are a few we came up with for you:

🐶 A$AP Furrrrrr
🐶 Average Dane
🐶 Drew Barkymore
🐶 Shia LaBark
🐶 Spot

You're welcome in advance. They'll be set up 12-4ish with the pups. See you at STAG?

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🥞🥞🥞 IHOP's 59th Anniversary, 7am-7pm tomorrow at participating restaurants.

"Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.” - Anonymous

IHOP - which should really be named IHODPAH (International House Of Drunk People After Hours) - is turning 59, which means it's been a thing for all of most of your lifetimes. Shout out to our elderly following though, we love y'all.

Come eat 59 pancakes via short stacks. 59 / 3 = 19.67. That's like $12 worth of short stacks. This is the intersection of math and syrup that you've heard and dreamed about. IHOP on over for more eating, less mathing.

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🌮 The more you know... Taco Cabana's daily happy hour is something you've gotta Taco C to believe.

TACO C!! Everybody's favorite late night / early morning mainstream taco joint has a V solid happy hour.

You, first reaction: HA, Taco C
You, a few seconds later: 🤔🤔🤔
You, now: 📱📲💬😱

Sometimes the simple things are ok. We're sure your favorite secret taco joint will understand your infidelity. You deserve a happy hour... go get you one. For America!

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🚨🚨 TONIGHT til 2am, DJs / "famous rappers" / free booze / free beer / free entry / WEAR RED. Last-second Saturday night audible?

🍔 The more you know... Hopdoddy Burger Bar takes your Happy Hour and raises you a Hoppy Hour. Much Hoppier, much happier.

Somehow we've never written about Hopdoddy, despite the fact that we love Hopdoddy. It's like if you drive a Porsche but you drive it all the time so you're used to it, and it becomes just a car to you... then one day you're like S**T THIS IS A PORSCHE.

Hopdoddy: the Porsche of Happy Hours?

🍔 $5 Seasonal Special Burgers
🍔 $5 All Fries
🍔 $5 Signature Sips
🍔 $5 Craft Drafts
🍔 $5 Wine
🍔 $5 ANY QUESO

3-6:30pm every M-F. Also the last hour before close every M-F. I'm all Hopped up on burgers, Chip!

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🤔 The more you know... Cyclone Anaya's Mexican Kitchen's brunch game is like the Govenator riding a bull towards the choppa. That's strong.

Every single weekend, the penny refills are a thing. That's bottomless. This is a brunch unicorn - sleep and you might wake up unicornless.

The food options are solid here as well, but the 'mosas are the star of the show. You're a star, too. Come drink a couple handfuls and fire off into the weekend abyss.

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🍊🍌🍍 National Flip Flop Day at , 2-7pm tomorrow at all locations.

There's lots to talk about here. First: they invented this holiday. It's theirs. Who knew it was that easy??? WWW National Drink Vodka At Work Day coming soon 👀. We already do that sometimes actually. Also: I was already going to be wearing flip flops tomorrow, specifically Adidas Slides bc we stay cozy. Smoothies all day, it was destined.

If you've read this far then you're probably thoroughly confused. Go get yourself a free smoothie, that should clear up the confusion. Happy almost weekend, Houston.

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👨🏻 Private Fathers Day Shopping Event, 6-8pm tomorrow at STAG - Provisions for Men.

Drinks from KOVAL Distillery, Saint Arnold Brewing Company & Topo Chico Agua Mineral. Bites from Eddie V's Prime Seafood, Seasons 52 & Ramen Tatsu-Ya. Support from Sunchild, Sette , SLOAN/HALL, Saint Cloud Boutique & milk + honey Houston.

Dad deserves something nice - he's the reason for those dashing good looks you have, after all. He's also the one that saved your ass after you sent that money to the Nigerian prince that emailed you. Oh, just us? Anyways, that's not the point. We absolutely love STAG - Provisions for Men's stuff. Dad will too. Might as well make a party out of it.

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🌴🌐 .Vol 002, 8pm doors TOMORROW at .
Big ups to the boy and the entire crew. They're the DJ version of Robert Horry - if they're involved, it's probably a win.
Come join the winning team at a 360 degree live-streamed dance party - FREE entry from 8-9pm. THIS is your Saturday night, the search is over. No matter the question... sweat is the answer.
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🥃🕯 STAG Whiskey Wednesday x Manready Mercantile Candle Workshop, 12-8pm TOMORROW at STAG - Provisions for Men.

"We'll be pouring Bulleit Bourbon all day long" is the kind of sentence that excites us. If you've ever been in their shop, you're already excited by what you see - so this just became a double excitement situation.

Now that you're double excited, know this: come late and you can observe a candle workshop led by the fine folks at Manready Mercantile. The class is sold out, but that doesn't mean you can't sip & watch. Sipping & watching is so classy. You're so classy.

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🌮🍸 Houstonia’s Taco Loco, Presented by Uptown Park & Uptown Houston, 6-9pm Tuesday at Uptown Park Houston.

Purchase: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/houstonias-taco-loco-tickets-32829360501 (use code 'GETLOCO' for $5 off)

This is too awesome. An off night for the Golden Sta----- er, NBA Finals doesn't mean Tuesday is lacking in action. Houston's top chefs are going head to head in a Taco Tussle (all-you-can-eat for attendees).... and Houston's top mixologists are facing off in a Margarita Mixoff (open bar for attendees) that'll have you yelling "Damn" and "Tasty" instead of "LeBron" and "Draymond" for a night. Beer, Topo, music & more - this is a laundry list of gold.

$35 for the masses, but it's $30 for y'all - use the code 'GETLOCO' at checkout for $5 off. Purchase link above. Go turn your Taco Tuesday dreams into realities - your mom wasn't lying when she said you could be whatever you wanted to be.

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🎥🐶 Bank of America Screen on the Green: The Secret Life of Pets, 8:45-11pm Saturday at Discovery Green.

The Secret Life Of Pets can turn into The Secret Wine In My Cup real quick 🤔. Just kidding, Discovery Green, that's fruit juice.

Come watch the Kevin Hart animated flick under the night sky, with the Houston city skyline as your backdrop. Discovery Green does it right.

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