Operation Purple Rudder 16

Here we go again!!

Texas city holds week-long nuclear training exercise led by FBI, involving military FBI Houston said a weeklong multi-agency nuclear incident training exercise will include military personnel and aircraft but will not pose a risk to residents of the Texas city.

If it really hits the fan, Purple Rudder has you covered on a supply list you should all have!

Yep. She's going to get a paycheck for sure after this.

Inspired By Viral Story, A Houston Bar Will Serve Wine Out of Pringles Cans Get thee to The Branch for merlot served in the classiest vessel possible

It is with great awesomeness that we are proud to announce our candidates for The Purple Rudder Ticket, Ice and Hammer. We have taken enough of the pure idiocy of the major party candidates and figured that Hammer wouldn't hurt 'me and Ice Ice Baby was too cold not to be voted in to lead this great nation. We urge you all to write them in. They have no idea about this nomination but we are sure it will be a welcomed surprise when they win.

Well here is something you don't see everyday.

Man charged after throwing chain saws at officers during high-speed chase A man is in Angelina County jail with no bond after an hour-long, high-speed chase that spanned three counties and involved eight agencies, according to Lufkin Police Department.

Amphibious Special Forces training. We call them BUBBA Team. Badass Under Beer B**g Assault group. Jade Helm 15 can't handle this.

We have not posted in a few days due to the rigorous amounts of labor it took to complete our newest outpost, The Aluminum Condor. We took the advise of one of our highest ranked strategists, Doug Supernaw, and used excessive amounts of aluminum to block any radio waves the federal government is sending our way.