Tony Danger

I got into an Uber last week and the driver greeted me by saying "Hey, how are you - don't slam the door" and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

Do you like your bacon peppered or plain? I'm peppered all the way 🥓

lmfao

Flashback to my millennial childhood. Those slides in the summer were BRUTAL 😂

(I still feel bad for the kid!)

Dogs being idiots - Dogs under surveillance 🤣 #funnypet #cutedog #dog #pets

Excuse me???

The Houston Astrodome - Tear it down or turn it into...something?? I'm beginning to lean team tear it down.

IAH stepping up their vending machine game!

I didn't even realize Polly Pocket was still in existence. Everything is cyclical, I guess. The 90s are BACK!! 😆

Yikes

This isn't the first time something like this has happened. I remember them searching for a floater in Buffalo Bayou a couple of years ago and they pulled out a s*x doll 😭😭😭

Little-known fact: Dubya was on the scene.