ellembee

Trauma built my personality… and apparently my stand-up material.🤣

That’s not laziness, that’s preventative maintenance.🤣😜

Me at 8:00 AM: peace love positivity ☀️
Me at 8:17 AM after one mildly irritating email: don’t test me.💁🏻‍♀️😂😉

Small talk is canceled. Dogs get my full attention, eye contact, and life story. Everyone else can try again tomorrow. 🐶💁🏻‍♀️

If this is your current social policy, tap to shop and tag your favorite dog person.🐾

At this point I don’t need PTO, I need the entire country to collectively agree we’re done working until fall. Put an out-of-office message on the economy and meet me outside with popsicles. 😎

Tag the friend who always convinces you to spend money you absolutely do not have — then grab this pouch before your next emotionally supportive dinner reservation.🙈🤣🤗

Me: Financial responsibility had a good run. But the rooftop margarita with a tiny flower garnish is calling my name and apparently that’s self-care now. 🍸☀️

Somehow I went from “just doing my job”
to “everyone needs me on this call.”
So now I make lists. Long ones.
This pad gets it.🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

She asks for my opinion, interrupts halfway through the answer, then does the exact opposite anyway.🤣

I have limits.
I have boundaries.
And then I have tacos.
Rules do not apply in the taco category 😌🌮
This towel gets my moral compass.💁🏻‍♀️

Tap to shop and let your kitchen speak the truth 🛒✨