The Funky Werepig

When you get a Crackachoo. But you wanted a Crackachoo AND an ice cream.

Men live in a different world. Went with Lady Love to her hair salon and had to use the bathroom. Your lady toilets are way above my pay grade.

Happy birthday weekend to the grooviest of the groovy-- Gina! I found this high school picture of us. It was taken minutes before she dumped me at Prom. She married this beefcake stud guy named Mike. Ya can't compete with a beefcake stud. Just sayin'.

I hear she's a kick ass blues singer now, touring all over the world. If I ever get to see her in concert, I'm gonna show off my 'Gina, Queen of the Blues' tattoos. Well, most of them.

The Boychilds have decided this is where they live now. And I'm okay with that.

I am happy to announce, as per my agreement with law enforcement, we have finally reached temperatures that allow me to officially include the outdoors as my No Pants Zone.

This Sunday is the most special day. And when you think Mother's Day, you think "comical tribute to 80's horror!"

'THE LEGEND OF UGLY JOE'. Don't just tell your mom you love her. Prove it.

Found this pic from days of old. I actually met a CHUD! Only English he knew was "James Brown. James Brown" from that one Tom Tom Club song. Then he ate my nerf ball.

We're still FB friends. World was groovier when you could meet someone and just accept them for who they are. Even if it's a freaky sewer dweller. Kinda nice. Smelled like Boones Farm.

Monday Morning Throwdown

MMMBop is the greatest song ever. EVER.

Fight me.

See these Boychilds. These wicked, evil Boychilds? Here's their banner for DRACULA'S WINKEE, Season One, now on Podbean.

They're in pre-production for Season Two. Look at those faces. No good will come from this. DW S2. You've been warned...