Rattopia NC

These are 5th generation pet rats and have been handled by humans almost since birth. They like and trust humans, and are about 6 weeks old and fully weaned. There are 4 different color combinations: Black/White, Grey/White, Fawn (beige)/White, and Brown/White Markings: Hooded, Masked, Berkshire, and Solid Fur: Soft, Rex (curly fur/whiskers), and Double-Rex (naked) Ears: Regular and Dumbo

Two New Litters are weaned and ready to go! These are 5th generation pet rats and have been handled by humans almost since birth. They like and trust humans, and are about 6 weeks old and fully weaned. There are 4 different color combination…

Rat joke of the day:

BOB: "What did the valentine from your rat say?"
BILL: "Would chew be mine?"

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Rat joke of the day:

Q: What do you do if your rat's teeth fall out?
A: Get them ro-dentures.

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Rat joke of the day:

Q: If your rat has a heart attack, what should you do until the paramedics arrive?
A: Mouse-to-Mouse resuscitation.

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Rat joke of the day:

BOB: "Did you hear scientists recently cloned a rat?"
BILL: "Thank goodness. Maybe now we can finally end the rat shortage."

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Rat joke of the day:

Q: What do you call a fat rat?
A: Enormouse.

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Rat joke of the day:

Q: What do you get when you attack a 6-foot-tall rat?
A: Banned from Chuck-e-Cheese.

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Rat joke of the day:

Q: How much ma*****na does it take to kill a rat?
A: About 20lbs, but it has to land directly on the rat.

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Rat joke of the day:

Q: What do a rat and a cigarette have in common?
A: They're both harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Rat joke of the day:

Q: Why did the rat go to the eye doctor?
A: He was having problems with his rat-inas.

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Rat joke of the day:

Q: How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Over 500, but we'll never know because we lost our funding.

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