M.A.N.S. Weekend

For $65 you get:
Food
Beer
Cabin Space (some space is better than others)
River Float
Man-lympics
Did I say beer? A commemorative item (shirt, mug, etc...)

Mens Annual Northwest Symposium MANS Weekend is a chance to get together and crack a few homebrews, play some fat kid vs skinny kid volleyball, and generally let your (receding) hair down. for the year
Possibly an award - You may not want this