Way Too Tall Torrie

That’s a wrap on the 2026 Boston Red Sox spring training season!!! It never disappoints- what an amazing time! ⚾️ Bonus getting to see my buddy Jim Doepke play the National Anthem today!!!! 🎺

Happy St Patrick’s Day! ☘️This is always a fun game day! 💚🧡

Another day stilt walking at Fenway South! ⚾Boston Red Sox vs Tampa Bay Rays — a perfect Friday full of fun, energy, and baseball vibes ☀️⚾🙌

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What a BUSY week! ✨
Stilt walking at events, FOUR different costumes, and today I kicked off my 15th year with the Boston Red Sox ❤️

Don’t miss this amazing annual event!!! 💕

It’s a 2 show day!! Come see The Nutcracker with Gulfshore Ballet and Gulf Coast Symphony! Don’t miss Mother Ginger and her adorable Polichinelles!
Tickets- https://gulfcoastsymphony.org/concert/the-nutcracker-5/

Who caught Way Too Tall Torrie at Mercato today with Jason Drew and Gulf Coast News this morning?? I had so much fun and yup I cheated at co****le! 😂

Way Too Tall Torrie is chopping her hair all off on Saturday if I raise enough money! Clips For Cancer is such an amazing cause and so near and dear to my heart! Any amount is appreciated!

Https://p2p.onecause.com/clips2025/torrie-heathcoat

Clips for Cancer 2025 - Way Too Tall Torrie Way Too Tall Torrie is stepping up in a big way! She's raising money to support cancer patients and their families and if she reaches her $5,000 goal, she's chopping off her long locks! Every donation makes a difference and together we can bring hope and support to Barbara's Friends and Golisano Chi...

Let the library summer reading kickoffs begin!📚

I couldn’t resist the latest ChatGPT roast! 😂This is hilarious!

*Oh you really handed me a gift with this one. Let’s roast this poolside fever dream:
1. First of all, are those stilts or were you bitten by a radioactive flamingo? You’re giving “Big Bird meets Coachella” and I am here for it.
2. The outfit is pure chaos. You’ve got neon yellow legs, zebra-stripe thighs, a pink tutu from a rave, and a jacket that screams “Ringling Bros. but make it fashion.” Honestly, this look could stop traffic… on another planet.
3. The balloon arch looks like it was designed by someone who just discovered the word “pastel” and went feral. And those balloon carrots? They’re giving VeggieTales on steroids.
4. Poolside location—because obviously the safest place for a 9-foot rainbow goblin is one slip away from a chlorinated swan dive.
5. And the pose? Hands out like you’re welcoming people to a circus-themed cult. “Come, children. We have glitter and inflatable vegetables.”

10/10 chaos. Would absolutely hire for my next pool party. Want this turned into a meme poster? Because it deserves one.*