Aperture Science Legal Division
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Cave Johnson calls us bean counters. We are a team of highly qualified lawyers working 'round the clock to keep Cave Johnson out of jail and bankruptcy.
But we cannot work miracles.
Is there anyone out there who would like to represent the Aperture Science Legal Division in all facebook related matters? Preferably someone with a decent grasp of the English language/grammar. Legal knowledge isn't as important.
We would like to take this opportunity to thank all of our supporters/associates/clients/affiliates & fellow divisions of Aperture Science for following us on facebook. It really helps to boost morale around here. :)
Please Note: Since Aperture is legally obligated to give its employees seven days of vacation each year, this division will be closed for a week starting Friday.
06/19/2011
Back to work starting Monday.
06/17/2011
06/17/2011
This reminded us of you.
06/17/2011
It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber. Also it is legal for a robber to file a lawsuit if he or she gets hurt in your house. Not that we would ever consider defending them.
Aperture really does need a marketing division, or maybe a PR division.
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