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The Roommate Tax:
Always forgets to restock on house essentials such as toilet paper, detergent, and trash bags.

Name a job and then name its crazy deduction.

What costs you more: dad taxes or sibling taxes?

The Sibling Tax
Having to hunt down *your* sweatshirt from their closet as they took it without permission

Dad Tax:
Dads consuming at least 25% of all food and beverages originally intended to be consumed by their dependents.

What’s a life tax we don’t talk about enough?

We’ll go first: the husband tax (always leaving the toilet seat up)

Divorce is weird. How do we decide who keeps the dog or our tax pro?

Everyone is talking about having baby fever, but what they really mean is they have the dependent fever.

Just wanted to drop in to say…
Making dad jokes does not qualify you to claim your friends as your dependents.

Do you guys also compete with your siblings to see who gets the highest tax refund, or are you normal?

WILD WRITE-OFF WEDNESDAYS:

Trips to the aquarium where I conduct all my business meetings.

Today I asked for the receipt AND stored it away. Some days I am just on fire 😮‍💨

If grown ups could still get gold stars, what would you get one for? We’ll go first: filing taxes without dad’s help.

Confronting your parents can be hard. Let us at least lift the load when it comes to confronting them about taxes 😉

Your kids are all grown up until… it’s tax season and they won’t stop calling.

Do tax pros have their own tax pros? The answer may surprise you...

When mommy doesn’t pick up the phone, we are here at your at your beck and call!

WILD WRITE-OFF WEDNESDAYS:

The cost of water aerobics classes because the Dr. advised attending

If you forgot to file your taxes, you don’t have to tell your parents. H&R Block is here to help!

Due to the Dad Tax I still have never eaten a full ice cream myself. Who’s with me?

What do you think the dad tax should be capped at?

Summer of fun is starting to be a little too much fun and not enough fun-d.

What’s your number and letter combo?

WILD WRITE-OFF WEDNESDAYS:

The cost of each pint of beer you try as a self-employed blogger who reviews different beers

This maxxing hype got us thinking:

If Max is already Max, how does Max Maxmaxx?

What qualifies as jobmaxxing?

You think you know your partner? Who would they choose to file taxes jointly with if they weren’t with you? 😍💚

What's the most extreme place you've "worked" from on vacation?

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*Based on IRS reporting as of 2/17/23

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