Humor Highway

I had the slowest, rudest and nastiest cashier today. I'm done using the self checkout.

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Stop searching for intelligent life on Mars and start looking if there’s any in this planet!

If you know what a potato, a needle, and an ice cube do… you're old as dirt.

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Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting' an overgrown child who can’t find his socks.

Folks are workin’ full time and still strugglin' to just pay for the basics. 😔 It just ain’t right.

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Dating after 40 is a great way to remind yourself that dying alone might not be the worst possible outcome.

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You ever sat in rooms even with family and felt like you don’t belong 😮‍💨