CRAB

Crab keeps a level head in bad situations. When faced with an enemy far larger than he, crab will circle, and rush in to take advantage of openings and weaknesses. Crab wants to win. In his mind, crab is big.

Crab is smart. Crab is strong. Crab is brave. Crab is not distracted by things that doesn't matter, and crab survives. Be like crab.

-Stab Crab

Crab is unique, in his walk and his swim. He does not swim with the fish, who are prey, or the sharks who prey on the fish. He is his own creature, a defender, a fighter. He does not feel the need to be identical to others, he is not afraid to stand his ground.

Be like crab.

-Stab Crab

A man builds a dam to protect his society from a flood he knows is coming.

His neighbors laugh,jeer and pull bricks from it to pelt him with.

Before long,he abandons the dam and begins instead to build a boat.

Crab defends Crab's territory and Crab's family. As soon as unwanted invaders set foot on Crab's land, Crab attacks without mercy and crushes the enemy.
Be like Crab. Protect what you really care about instead of what you're told to care about.

-Stab Crab

"Lobster is our word, but you can say Lobsta"

Fu**in floaters, imagine not skittering everywhere.

This meme brought to you by Crab gang

~Big Crab

Look at this crab.
He looks retarded,right?
All strength on one side,pathetic and wimpy on the other.
This crab is what you look like if you lift weights and never ask yourself why.
This crab is what you look like if you endlessly philosophise without taking the time to embody your principles.
This crab is what you look like if you’re always with friends,but never cause the conflict necessary to discuss truly important topics.
This crab is what you look like if you’re constantly fighting with those you call friends.
Balance yourself.

/K/rab

Emerge from your old self, the self that was afraid to be hostile and aggressive against those who are hostile and aggressive to you, to us. Embrace personal strength and toughen your nature.
Become Crab. Forsake weakness. Be watchful, wary, and sharp. Be able to protect yourself and your loved ones. Do not be afraid to take the side of the Crabs. Together we are strong.

-Stab Crab

Crab is beautiful,crab is nice to be around.
Crabs only society is beautiful!
There are Lobsters now pi***ng in our faces (the only way they know how to speak) that Crab only society is racist and evil.
What I learn from this is that I don’t care about the opinions of things I don’t want to live with.

/K/rab

INTOLERANCE TIME

~Big Crab

CRAB is the upcoming hub of fu***ng based posting and nothing less than based will be accepted. This page is here to hurt your feelings, especially if you only think with your feelings. If you complain, you can fu***ng leave. No child-killers, no thots, no BLM supporters.

We seethe. We hate. We crush.

-Stab Crab

CRAB represents a stage of finality.

Small green amphibian for sorrows and feels

Funny yellow dog for values and joy

And crab, furious and vengeful

-Big Crab

You are n***y
You may be wondering,what is CRAB?
We are
CENTRAL
RAMPAGE
ANGER
BUREAU

Love /K/rab