Colonel Ingus

Is your disco silent? Are it’s balls shiny? Do you prefer things harder and better? Just wait until I bring you all the satisfaction with Bass’n’Beats! If you got a clubbing bone in your body you don’t want to kiss it! Come down to for one hypnotic and pulse pumping good time.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get weird with me at Do you Dare to Be Sexy? This message will self destruct due to hotness.

Never too early to celebrate a bright new year by tickling your taste buds with a little bubbly…. Or should I say Bubbles, produced by the one of a kind .fire at . It’s going to be four nights of big, bold, beautiful glamour that will be sure to help you end the year with a bang!

Sipping on a Hans Gruber, vodka gimlet, and waiting curtain. Had to make sure I was still in Denver and not Nakatomi Plaza. I’ll be sure to wait to grip the carpet with my toes until I’m back home safe.

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Fee’in’ festive, we are. Your luva-bull street urchin, ready fer all thems burly droppins. ‘Ead in to the for all thems seasons greetins and the like.

Made it once before in my old apartment. Time to break it out for the oven I plan to use for quite some time! Looks pretty enough. Not too shabby for an off-duty b***y!

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Let’s do this, Opening Night. Whose hills have eyes, the cabins with b***s in them do. The fall run of Naked Theatre’s newest production opens tonight. Get your tickets now, because the only thing scarier than this show would be missing out! And thanks to for the assist with the pasties! Hers are always the best.

Just a humble ol’ man, up in the hills handlin’ his meat. Come to this September, October and November for Naked Theatre’s next production. It’s a show that’s absolutely to die for!

Want to get a little weird? Want to get a little wacky? Want to get a little… felt up? Well you’re in luck because you can get all that and more at this special puppet-filled show! And yours truly is taking everyone on a magical trip to the land of make believe. You’ll be there, right neighbor?

My friends are the coolest. Who’d a thunk this burlesque world would mean I get to be friends with real rockstars. 🎤🎤🎤 Show shirts are real comfy for a relaxing smoke on the deck. Cheap thrills, cheap ci**rs, good taste in music.

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While not normally posting tough posts, I feel like tonight’s show warrants a little real Colonel. About a month ago my father passed away after a long battle with cancer. Today his obituary officially was posted. I wore one of his shirts to the show tonight and was able to use a pair of his shoes as part of my costume even. It’s nice knowing that a part of him is physically with me still.

Leave your treble at home because it’s time to crank the BASS and BEATS. You won’t want to miss this show. EDM never looked so good.