Josh Blue Comedy

Nothing creates instant guilt like the cashier turning that little screen toward you. 😂

Now you’re standing there trying to decide:
“Am I cheap…
or am I being emotionally manipulated?”

Meanwhile there’s a whole line of people watching like it’s the Super Bowl.

Tag somebody who panics at tip screens. 👇
Somehow they still let me travel the country unsupervised. Come see a show.
Tour dates: https://bit.ly/4uXJPFs

Every guy has had a moment where he put on safety gear…
and immediately became LESS safe. 😂

You throw on a helmet and suddenly your brain goes:
“Yeah buddy… we can jump this.”

That logic has probably caused half the injuries in America.

Tag the friend who always thought helmets made him indestructible. 👇
Somehow they still let me travel the country unsupervised. Come see a show.
Tour dates: https://bit.ly/4uXJPFs

Thank You Thank you Thank You

You’ve allowed a kid with cerebral palsy to make a living making people laugh.

For that, I’m thankful.

Somehow, they still let me travel the country unsupervised. Come see a show.
Tour dates: https://www.joshblue.com/tour/

Day trip outside, Burlington, Vermont.

20th anniversary of my audition for Last Comic Standing!

A lot of people looked at me growing up and saw limitations.

Now those same kinds of people buy tickets to watch me make fun of all of it. 😂

Life’s weird like that.

The truth is, comedy saved me. It gave me a way to turn awkward moments, judgment, and struggle into something people could laugh at together instead of feel uncomfortable about.

And honestly… I’m still shocked this became a career.

Official Tickets only at https://www.joshblue.com/tour/

Minnesota winters build character…
mostly because survival becomes a personality trait. 😂🥶

At negative 70, your car doesn’t start, your nose freezes shut, and somehow there’s STILL a guy wearing shorts at the gas station.

I swear Midwesterners treat frostbite like a minor inconvenience.

Tag someone who refuses to admit it’s cold outside. 👇
Somehow, they still let me travel the country unsupervised. Come see a show.
Tour dates: https://bit.ly/4uXJPFs

There comes a point in every man’s life where he has to ask himself:
“Why is all my change sticky?” 😂

Unfortunately for me… that question led to a much bigger problem.

The older I get, the more I realize half my stories started with confusion and ended with regret.

Tag someone who always ends up in ridiculous situations. 👇
Somehow they still let me travel the country unsupervised. Come see a show.
Tour dates: https://www.joshblue.com/tour/

In honor of Global Accessibility Awareness Day: https://bit.ly/4v1Aaxo

"Everybody says they care about accessibility… until they actually have to think about somebody besides themselves. 😂

The funniest part is watching people confidently explain what they THINK “handicap accessible” means.

Spoiler alert:
Most of them have no idea.

Accessibility matters because eventually EVERYBODY needs help with something. Some of us just get there earlier than others.

Somehow, they still let me travel the country unsupervised. Come see a show.
Tour dates: https://bit.ly/4uXJPFs

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You ever have that one friend who says:
“Nah man… this is gonna work perfectly.”

That friend almost got me killed with an apple. 🍎💨😂

The older I get, the more I realize most bad decisions started with a group of dudes being WAY too confident.

Tag the friend who was always the bad influence. 👇

Somehow, they still let me travel the country unsupervised. Come see a show.
Tour dates: https://bit.ly/4uXJPFs