Revolte Goods

Summer’s almost here, and that means lots and lots of people are going to be dilly dallying through Denver on vacation, and we’re gonna make a bunch of new friends! Every year though, we get asked if we have any Denver merch they can take back to such exotic places like the Midwest, so this year we were like “we’re so going to make some cool stuff for these folks” but instead we accidentally made some ridiculously obscure (to a visiting Midwesterner anyways) Denver stuff. Oops. Come see us for all your gay cemetery park, dead Denver, and blue demon horse decor needs!

Hi friends! New shop hours starting today- we’re super excited because this is going to let us finally start putting some of the plans we’ve been sitting on over the last few years into action. Craft nights, art shows, vintage board game nights, and who knows what else are all on the horizon!
12-7 Mon-Fri 11-5 Sat & Sun *Closed the last Monday of each month to recharge and get ready for the month ahead

New stuff alert, and this time it’s dumb stuff we made! So far we’ve got some stickers and patches, but stay tuned as we venture into this new, and tbh, kinda scary, territory with shirts, prints, and probably some mugs and other stuff. Anyhoo, we hope you like them! K byeee 🖤

Hey hey hey, Happy New Year! We’re ready to find out what new fresh hell 2026 has to offer, but first we promised our saint of a bookkeeper that we would send him the inventory numbers before we go skipping into the chaos all W***y nilly. Someone’s gotta be responsible I suppose- see you this afternoon!

When your shop is a team of two, it can be tricky to get out and do your own holiday shopping so we wanted to give a quick shout out to our friends for being our little sanctuary away from the shop this time of year, and the best place to find a cool vintage trinket (or twenty) for the hardest to shop for weirdos in our lives (and by that I mean the two of us). Today we acquired the vintage dancing Santa blow mold that inspired our entire window display, which we managed to make without him because we couldn’t find him for a reasonable price in the wild. Next year’s window is going to be INSANE. Thank you Scott, Alastair, Jade, and the rest of the gang- WE 💜 YOU!

The snow was just the magic we needed to finish our merry little liminal Christmas window display! We’ve got dancing Santas, a crackling fireplace, and our dear Revoltika as the hostess with the mostest serving up her multi dimensional galaxy aspic. It doesn’t stop there though- the entire shop has been blasted into holiday hyper mode and we can’t wait to share it with you!

We don’t blame you for staying home in your pjs today, because there’s just something about that first real snow of the season- BUT if you find yourself over in our neighborhood, we’ll be here til 6 with the cozy tunes on and our fifty million tinsel trees, feeling all festive and s**t 🖤

Technicolor sherbet fever dream vibes