Snake tits

In the famous words of : ‘We’re lovin it lovin it lovin it, we’re lovin like that-a’

The snow has been lush and all - swipe for a partial snowbow ❄️🌈 - but now it’s time for getting out and on the d-floor. Don’t worry, the has you c o v e r e d for all shapes and sizes. Contrary to what say, NO luck will be needed to ‘make it truu da night’.

Come at me you BABES.

ps this is our one year anniversary so come make it special yeah?

pps Shoutout to .boi for handing us the keys

ppps Oh and did I mention we have a FREE//UNLIMITED guest list?! 😯 (link in bio innit

◈❖ 𝕊𝔼𝕋 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼𝕊 ❖◈

DEEP HOUSE - Polka Dot Roomlight.music 9-10:30pm
b2b 10:30-12am
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BREAKBEAT - Milk Barsnake.t**s 9-10:30pm
10:30-12am
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MINIMAL - Arcade
9-10:30pm
10:30-12am
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TECHNO - Red Room
9-10:30pm
10:30-12am
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T H I C C A S T H I E V E S.

I’m pretty sure I’ve already nailed 2024 - or at least I’m far less concerned about what happens next - because it started with a b2b set with my sister. For 5 hours. For the first time. At a house party in London surrounded by friends. DOES IT GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT? She’s going with kid sister as her DJ name (I did NOT come up with that before you ask but I am wandering around with my chest puffed out a little 😂).

I can, and frequently do, wax lyrical about my sister but probably the best thing about her (I wonder which of them will text me with a line of 🤢🤢🤢🤢 first…) is her relationship with . If you have seen them together, you’ll get it, and if you haven’t yet, hold onto your b***s when you do so your heart doesn’t explode. I’m really not kidding.

TLDR: two sisters are better than one 🫶

Hope you enjoy the ‘polaroid on linen’ series…

BRING IT 2024.

I’m on my way back to England for the holidays. I’ve been with my family for xmas without exception (apart from 2020 where we cancelled festivities) and it is one of my favourite times of the year. I got to give Polenta one last hug before I left - which she returned, see second photo - while in her festive attire. See you on the other side, reenergised to take on 2024 and entice your ears enough to make your feet jig. Merry Christmas you filthy animals! 🎄🐍

Round #2… in dust we trust yada yada

snake t**s played her annual glow up party last night. Colour coordination accidentally on point. The Happy Tap family is so stinking cute, I adore our vibe. Thank you .zwara. Delighted to share the stage with , Thunderbuns, .silkworm and as well as a whole troupe of aerialists

🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

I AM SO CHILL ABOUT THIS POST.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?

who?
JUST KIDDING EVERYONE KNOWS WHO IS!!!

Not to mention all the other total B A B E S playing on Wednesday. The unofficial after party for conference.

NOT CHILL IN THE SLIGHTEST.

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
live is the best.

I have spent the morning in bed, listening to classical music, reading a book and chatting to friend back home who has a beautiful new baby girl. With a coffee in hand, I’m about to scavenge some new tunes so that by 5:45 this afternoon I’ll be bopping and wiggly and bouncing around with my fellow witches . Does Sunday Funday get any better than that?? See you there sexy ones.

Come fill your boots on Saturday with beats on beats on beats. So excited to throw down with the crew again. Polenta can TASTE the music!

Take off your shoes and dance like everyone is watching. The world is your stage.

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