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Audio Ensemble from Denton, TX
Jake, Cody, Aaron, Matt, Riley
Old Fashioned Hurgus Burgus
05/31/2026
IN LESS THAN 2 WEEKS WE BRAUNF ANEW AT COMAL RIVER TATTOO WITH Auroch Tx ON 6/13...CUM THRU?!
05/29/2026
TEXAS TAINT TOUCHING TOUR BEGINS JUNE 12 @ Rubber Gloves Rehearsal Studios W/ Auroch Tx UPON A STACKED SLAB OF BRANDS. WE'RE GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY
05/28/2026
TERRORISTIC TRAWL THRU CENTEX W/ THE HOMIES Auroch Tx COMING SOON:
💣 6/12/26 - DENTON, TX Rubber Gloves Rehearsal Studios
💣 6/13/26 - NEW BRAUNFELS (DETAILS FORTHCUMMING)
💣 6/14/26 - WACO, TX @ Reaper's
PLEASE DISPATCH CHIP AND JOANNA AND ANY HILLCOUNTRY WINOS U KNOW IN NÜ BRAUNF
01/11/2026
Come thru 2 Haltom Theater 2nite!!! Cultburner had to drop so we are playing last now.
01/11/2026
TOMORROW! January 11th! Be at Haltom Theater to witness eldritch horror!
Sunday night at the Haltom….
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