Thee Jason Voorhees of Decatur

Hope everyone had an enjoyable and peaceful day, i woke up to this lil bu**er rooting around in my garden. When I asked for his help with these eggs I collected for ol Leatherface, he got slick with me and said he was cooler than me, ssooooo I took his jacket. Hahaha Happy Easter Everyone!!! 🐰

Hey Mikey, I figured it out! You were right, just put something green in it. After a day hanging out with that angry lil green diva, and drinking all those extra green beverages the fine establishment was giving us. Well, mission accomplished! Im glad too, been holding this for hours!

Things were slowing down until the runt here made a "yo Mama" joke "Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her" NOPE! Not having that, no one makes fun of my mamama mama, fun time over now B@!CH!

Darts... you wanna play DARTS. Okay I'll go first! Darts are fun! Let's try for as Bullseye 🎯 next .

After a couple of those drinks lil guy started getting energetic, and was wanted to do something, sooo I tossed him up in thee air like a weee babbeee. He started out giggling and the folks cheered then it turned into straight fear! Haha couple more times won't hurt ya fella! Up you go!

Alright after throwing this lil bu**er in my lake 13X and no change in water color, I decided to pull him out. Besides my arms were getting tired and his screams were louder than 2 18 year olds camping by a fire! So we went into town and he recommended this fancy beverage... Happy St.Patty's Day everyone...☘️ lets see where this goes!

WHAT! No GREEN water yet... not a problem, right arm activate, and another one!!! In you go lil fella! He hates being called that. Hahaha

I know now what Mike ment when he said "throw something GREEN in" besides he kept accusing me of having his gold, do I look like I care about gold. Where's the cereal Pfffffft, He's a quick one, but not quick enough... YEEEEEEEET!!!

Aaaaaaah look who showed up... maybe he can help with this dilemma... If not imma gonna take all of his cereal.

Dang it... Mike said to throw some green in it.... wtf do I have that is green... oh wait someone left their lights on...

So, to be in the spirit of things with St. Patty's Day tomorrow, I thought I'd make Crystal Lake green like I've seen on the tube in places like Chicago and other rivers and bodies of water. Problem is, I dont know how, so I called up my bestie and asked him, he was short with me... (he still fighting with his sister and all!) He told me to throw something green in it and leave me alone!!! Sounds simple enough. fyi buddy, if you haven't caught her yet, probably never will, pffft what do I know. Well lets make this water green 💚

Ooooooh you know what day it is, coming at ya like an arrow straight between the eyes. It's my day your day and the start of the weekend... LFG! Today is a Good Day!