Angry Anus Salsa

This pepper laughed so hard, it snotted!!

Oh my goodness! It's been too long since my last post and I apologize for that. Life stuff happens.
Anyway... Football season is upon us and what better way to tailgate than to have a jar or two of some Angry A**s Salsa to dip with your favorite chips! Fresh salsa is being made so place your order now! I can make it as hot as you want it without losing flavor! You won't be disappointed! I promise!

The weather is getting cooler so why not warm up with some Angry A**s Salsa? You know you want some!

Can't find a Valentine's Day gift for your sweetheart? Spice it up with a jar of fresh off the vine Scorpion-Ghost salsa! It will definitely heat things up! Order a jar today!

Alright people! I know winter's got you down in the dumps... You miss the hot-n-spicy goodness of fresh salsa!
Well, mope no more!!! Let freshly made Angry A**s Salsa melt those winter blues away and warm you up! Place your order today!
What are you waiting for? Are your fingers frozen? Hurry! Go now!!!

What can I say.... I know what I'm doing when it comes to salsa!

Football season is upon us and so is the cooler weather. What better way to warm up than with some yummilicious Angry A**s Salsa?! Place your order today! Message me, text the phone number attached to this page, do what you have to do so you don't miss out! And if you know someone who really loves salsa, tell them to give me a like and place an order!

I know it's been a long time since Angry A**s Salsa has been made. But the wait is over! I will create any heat you like from no heat at all to blazing crazy hot that needs a gallon of milk to calm it down! Just let me know your preference and your wish is my command!
I sell in quarts only and it's $20/quart. It's well worth the money spent because you will no longer want the store bought salsa. I also ship it to your destination of choice. So don't miss out! Place your order today!

I know it's been a long time since Angry A**s Salsa has been out there, but for those who have been itching for some fantastic, homegrown goodness... The wait will be worth it. A smaller garden of ghost peppers, habaneros, and super chilies are growing strong this summer. Plus yummy tomatoes are keeping up with the peppers! I'm taking orders now, so let me know how HOT you want it!!!!

This photo was taken by my friend, Marty. I gave her a jar of my "Infinity Hot" salsa for Christmas.... it smells and tastes as good as it looks!

Daniel DeDoncker... check this out!

Angry A**s Salsa Angry A**s Salsa is made of fresh-off-the-vine ingredients. I will make any level of heat you prefer, from mild to crazy hot! Interested? Give me a like!!!

The garden didn't go as planned this year, but no worries! Angry A**s Salsa will be made upon request. All heat levels available. So when you desire the best salsa for your get-together send me a message and your wish is my command!