THYROIDS

Your favorite kind of music, tell ur mom
https://linktr.ee/thyroidsband

05/08/2026

NEXT WEEKEND we take on w and

PRE SALE LINK IN BIO
🟡🔴🟢🟠🔵

📸
📸

04/02/2026

Had a lot of fun this past Sunday in Austin, we’ll be playing the Deep Ellum arts fair this Saturday at the gateway stage by Reno’s @ 7pm
Please come by and hang out, dance, be yourself, be weird and friendly. This will be our last performance for some time as we take a much needed break. Hope to see you there! 🫡

📸

03/01/2026

WE PLAYED A HALF PIPE LAST NIGHT. Thanks again to for the invite and having us out. Definitely not an experience we'll soon forget.

02/25/2026

It's gonna be a TEA-riffic show this Friday with .fuzz and . Come get some mild tinnitus with us!
Tickets available here: https://tinyurl.com/Tearoom02-24

02/22/2026

Next trip out to Sherman is SHER to be a doozy. We're playing with our pals in and 05.08

02/05/2026

Been a rough start to the year, I tore my ACJ joint and haven’t been able to play guitar, luckily has been able to save us from that. We’ve been taking some time to let things breath and evolve our craft (slowly but surely). Sometimes I think life hits you in weird ways, and it’s not always easy to look at the lesson, but if you dig into it, you’ll find new meaning which allows for some way of growth or whatever the f**k. We love you all and all the love, weirdness, ambiguity, solidity, unexplainable cosmic feelings of universal pain that words can’t describe that you all are able to share with us. We hope to see you again and hope you’ll say hi, pick our brains or poke at us in some way. At the end of the day we’re stronger together. We’re all the gland, we’re just the band. 🖤

- K

2/24 - Dusty’s
2/27 - Tx Tea Room
3/14 - Texas theater
3/15 - TBA
4/18 - Caves

01/18/2026

👁️👄👁️

01/05/2026

Hank Williams - You Win Again You Win Again by Hank Williams Sr.Lyrics:The news is out, all over townThat you've been seen, a-runnin' 'roundI know that I should leave, but thenI just can'...