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🚗🐕 DoorDash Chronicles: The Dog Edition 🐕🚗
Why every delivery feel like a scene from Cujo? 😂
“He don’t bite” 👉 meanwhile he got my leg on the menu.
Tiny dogs be acting like they pay the mortgage. 🐶
Me trying to tiptoe to the porch like a ninja, hoping not to get barked into the afterlife. 🥷📦
If your dog outside when I pull up, just know I’m dropping your food from a safe distance like it’s an Amazon package. 📦🏃🏽‍♀️💨

🚗📍 DoorDash Diaries 📍🚗
To all the customers out there… please, PLEASE drop that pin right and give good directions. We door dashers are not Dora the Explorer, and your food is not worth me playing hide and seek in the dark. 😂
To my fellow dashers—y’all ever pull up and the house has no numbers, no porch light, three barking dogs, and the instructions just say “leave at door”… but WHICH door?! 😩
Moral of the story: good directions = hot food. Bad directions = cold fries and a frustrated driver circling the block like a stalker. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Up but can’t get out the bed…