Uncle Masonn

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Yes of course I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.

The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Every successful person has faced setbacks. It's how you deal with them that defines you.

Believe in yourself and your ability to achieve anything you set your mind to.