Praetorian Payments
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Praetorian Payments is a TRUE cost-plus provider of merchant services, point of sale systems, credit card terminals, mobile pay devices, etc.
Praetorian Payments is a leading provider of technology-driven global payment processing solutions for small to large enterprises in the point-of-sale, B2B and e-commerce industries. Our proprietary solutions include card-not-present, integrated POS and mobile payments that offer businesses efficiency and profitability across all sales channels and platforms. With a focus on security and fueled by
06/12/2026
🦸♂️ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🦸♂️
If you notice any of the following symptoms:
⚠️ Random Fees Appearing Out of Nowhere
⚠️ Rates That Keep Going Up
⚠️ Customer Service That Has Gone Missing
⚠️ Statements That Look Like Ancient Hieroglyphics
..you may be under attack by the dreaded PROCESSOR TRAP.
Fortunately, Praetorian Man is standing by.
Armed with:
🛡️ Transparent Pricing
🛡️ As Low as 1.8% Rates
🛡️ FREE Credit Card Terminals
🛡️ 24/7 Support
🛡️ Veteran-Owned Service
Praetorian Man has helped merchants across America escape hidden fees and keep more of their hard-earned profits.
The best part?
No radioactive spider bites required.
📞 1-800-964-0024
📧 [email protected]
🌐 www.PraetorianPayments.com
Praetorian Payments
"We Go The Distance"
06/11/2026
#🚨 ANOTHER BUSINESS SAVED BY PRAETORIAN MAN! 🚨
Some superheroes fight aliens.
Some battle giant robots.
Praetorian Man fights something even scarier...
💀 Hidden Fees
💀 Rate Increases
💀 Terrible Customer Service
💀 Processing Statements That Require a PhD to Understand
If you're tired of watching your hard-earned profits disappear into the Fee Monster's lair, it might be time to call in reinforcements.
🛡️ Veteran Owned
💳 Rates as Low as 1.8%
📟 FREE Credit Card Terminals
📞 24/7 U.S.-Based Service
🚫 No Nonsense. No Games. No Fee Monsters.
Because your payment processor should work for YOU—not against you.
📞 Call: 1-800-964-0024
📧 [email protected]
🌐 www.PraetorianPayments.com
Praetorian Payments
"We Go The Distance"
06/10/2026
🚨 ANOTHER BUSINESS SAVED BY PRAETORIAN MAN! 🚨
Some superheroes fight aliens.
Some battle giant robots.
Praetorian Man fights something even scarier...
💀 Hidden Fees
💀 Rate Increases
💀 Terrible Customer Service
💀 Processing Statements That Require a PhD to Understand
If you're tired of watching your hard-earned profits disappear into the Fee Monster's lair, it might be time to call in reinforcements.
🛡️ Veteran Owned
💳 Rates as Low as 1.8%
📟 FREE Credit Card Terminals
📞 24/7 U.S.-Based Service
🚫 No Nonsense. No Games. No Fee Monsters.
Because your payment processor should work for YOU—not against you.
📞 Call: 1-800-964-0024
📧 [email protected]
🌐 www.PraetorianPayments.com
Praetorian Payments
"We Go The Distance"
06/09/2026
When the darkness of those high fees creep in and your bill brings you sadness... Call Praetorian! Yes, we know it's a funny comic, that was the point.
1-800-964-0024
[email protected]
www.PraetorianPayments.com
06/09/2026
This Memorial Day, Praetorian Payments isn’t here to sell you anything.
Today, we pause to honor the brave men and women who gave everything for this country — the fathers, mothers, sons, daughters, friends, and brothers-in-arms who never made it home. Their sacrifice purchased freedoms that can never be repaid, only remembered.
As a veteran-owned company, we understand Memorial Day is more than a long weekend. It’s a solemn reminder that freedom carries a cost paid by America’s finest.
From all of us at Praetorian Payments, thank you to the fallen, and to the families who carry their legacy forward every day. We remember.
In honor of those who have paid the ultimate price for our freedom, we take a knee and thank God that you stood tall when the call came in. Thank you to those who never made it home this Memorial Day.
05/22/2026
STOP letting your payment processor take a bigger cut of your hard-earned revenue every month.
Most merchants are overpaying in hidden fees, inflated rates, and outdated contracts — and they don’t even realize it.
At Praetorian Payments, we help businesses nationwide break through high processing costs with:
• Lower rates
• FREE terminals & equipment
• Fast, secure payment processing
• 24/7 US-based support
• Veteran-Owned service you can trust
Why keep paying more for less?
Make the switch today and see how much your business could save.
1-800-964-0024
[email protected]
www.PraetorianPayments.com
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329 Oaks Trail Suite 209
Dallas, TX
75043
Opening Hours
| Monday | 9am - 5pm |
| Tuesday | 9am - 5pm |
| Wednesday | 9am - 5pm |
| Thursday | 9am - 5pm |
| Friday | 9am - 5pm |