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She did not want to leave my shoulder all day. Being away from her and her sister was definitely one of the hardest parts about working away from home.

Probably my favorite photoshoot to date. Hard to beat dressing up and wielding a sword

I imagine it’s like a book club, except Robe and his friends just share screenshots of my backside.

After 70+ days of sitting and staining the surface, it’s time to clean this fridge! And this time, I’m only using suggested solutions from the comments.

Hot take: influencers aren’t really celebrities.
I get that having followers means that there is a level of fame, but the vast majority of influencers aren’t household names like the people cast in past seasons. We can’t be too famous for a normal person season yet also not famous enough for a celebrity season.

This was the one time that I wish someone was talking on speaker phone in public. I hope she got her answers

I can’t understand why she hasn’t asked me to watch her place in so long. Guess we’ll never know

My renaming predictions to make America the most American that America can be