Carbaret

The Santa Thing

The 2nd rule of owning a mogwai is "don't get them wet", and tomorrow is going to be a downpour, so we're having to cancel Carbaret Presents GREMLINS at Four Bullets Brewery. Sorry about the rained out show, but we can't risk an infestation.
We'll issue refunds via Prekindle asap 🌧️👿

“You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now, my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the roadsides. You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the pilgrims." For all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground."

We're back! Join Carbaret for a holiday screening of GREMLINS at Four Bullets Brewery!

"I'll be your huckle bearer." ⚰️