Udder Peace

🐮 ADCA Registered Dexter Cow #16 – Confirmed Bred & Looking for Snacks 🐮

ADCA #047669
7 years old • Black Dexter • Confirmed bred • Approximately 8 months along to a registered South Poll bull

Meet #16 — a gentle little lady whose main hobbies include:
• being a good mama
• begging for treats
• pretending she’s starving 14 minutes after breakfast

She’s been a solid mama for us and is only available because we’re switching our herd over to South Poll cattle.

✔️ Registered Dexter
✔️ Confirmed bred to registered South Poll bull
✔️ Gentle temperament
✔️ Great mama
✔️ Easy keeper
✔️ Black
✔️ About 8 months bred

If you want a smaller cow with a sweet disposition and a baby on the way, she’s your girl.

Located in Cullman. PM for details.

Meet Connie — proof that good things come in small packages.

Connie is a 6-year-old chondro positive registered Dexter cow with short legs, a big personality, and just enough curiosity to supervise everything you do from a safe distance. She’s not the clingy type… unless snacks are involved. Shake a feed bucket and suddenly she remembers you’re her favorite person.

She’s been a great mama and has given us 2 healthy bull calves so far. Latest calf is pictured below (red).

She’s also currently bred to a registered South Poll bull and approximately 6–7 months along, so you get a cow and a mystery bonus calf all in one package deal.

✔️ Chondro positive registered Dexter
✔️ ADCA #052622
✔️ 6 years old
✔️ Proven mama
✔️ Approximately 6–7 months bred
✔️ Compact pasture princess
✔️ Fueled by snacks and mild suspicion

Located in Cullman. Message if you want a good little cow with short legs and strong opinions.

😂🐄 FOR SALE: One Extremely Talented Milk Thief 🐄😂

Looking for a cow with initiative? A go-getter? A self-starter with a side hustle?

Meet Miss Opportuni-Teat.

Details: • 2.5 years old
• Proven mother
• Gentle, easy to handle
• Exposed to a south poll bull → should be bred
• Healthy, sound, and otherwise a very good girl

The Fine Print (aka full disclosure 😅):
This lady is a milk thief. If another mama cow even thinks about letting down her milk, she will be there like, “Don’t mind if I do.”
She will absolutely help herself if given the opportunity.

Who she’s PERFECT for:
✔️ A homestead
✔️ Someone wanting one cow
✔️ A setup where she’s the only lactating cow
✔️ Folks who appreciate a cow with confidence and ambition

Who she’s NOT for:
❌ Multiple nursing cows
❌ Large herds with unattended calves
❌ Anyone who can’t laugh when animals act… well… like animals
She’s gentle, a good mama, and honestly pretty smart—maybe too smart. If she were human, she’d be the kid sneaking snacks when no one’s looking.
Priced accordingly because honesty matters.
Located in Cullman, AL.

Message me if you want a solid cow with a questionable moral compass and a great sense of opportunity. 😆🐮
Because sometimes the best homestead cows come with personality.

🐄 Cows looking for new pastures – Cullman, AL

We are selling 4 gentle cows as we transition to larger-framed cattle.

Available:

3 Dexter cows: #16, Betsy, Connie
1 Half-Dexter cow: 3G 2023

All are gentle, proven mothers.

Details:
#16 – Registered Dexter (adca 047669), turning 7 years old next month

Connie – Registered Dexter (adca 052622, chondro) turning 6 years old next month

Betsy – 3.5 years old

3G 2023 – 2.5 years old

All cows are:
Calm and easy to handle
Proven mothers
Exposed to Registered South Poll bull

Well-suited for small farms, homesteads, or breeding programs

📍 Pickup in Cullman, Alabama

🌱 Taste the Difference

If you want ground beef that’s as intentional as your lifestyle… you’re in the right pasture.

Our beef comes from ONE cow—yep, just one.
Not a “Where did this come from?” mystery blend of the entire Midwest.

✨ Grass-fed, grass-finished
✨ Raised with love, sunshine, and zero weird stuff
✨ Nutrient-dense real food

Perfect for:
• Holistic + clean-living families 🧡
• Fitness folks who care what fuels their muscles 💪
• Moms who want real food that doesn’t fight back at 5 p.m. 🍽️
• Anyone tired of grocery-store beef that tastes like “meh”

Bulk Deals:
• 5 packs (1 lb each) — $40
• 10 packs (1 lb each) — $70
• 20 packs (1 lb each) — $130

This is beef that lets you taste the difference—richer flavor, better nutrition, and peace of mind knowing exactly what’s on your table.

Message me to stock up on the good stuff. Your body, your meals, and your sanity will thank you. 🐄✨

Tired of dry turkey and ham that tastes like… holiday obligation?
It’s time to BREAK UP with your bird. 💔🦃

This year, upgrade to a local, grass-fed, grass-finished brisket that’s actually worth gathering around.
Juicy. Tender. Full of flavor.
No brining, no crying, no pretending it tastes good.

🍽️ Why brisket wins the holidays:
• It doesn’t take 14 hours of emotional support to cook
• Your guests will actually come back for seconds
• Zero gobbling noises during prep
• Makes your house smell like heaven
• Leftovers that won’t guilt-trip you from the fridge

🌱 Why buy local:
• Supports your community instead of a corporation
• Know exactly where your food came from
• Grass-fed, grass-finished = cleaner, richer flavor
• Humane, regenerative farming you can feel good about

Make this the year you stop eating “tradition”
and start eating real flavor.
🔥 Brisket > Turkey. Every time.

Message us today to reserve yours before they're gone!

Perfect Homestead Starter Herd – Dexter & Dexter/South Poll Mixes

We’re changing direction toward larger cattle, so a few of our smaller-framed Dexter mamas (with calves) and ½ Dexter ½ South Poll heifers are available.
✅ Gentle and easy to handle
✅ Trained to poly wire
✅ Great temperaments and excellent grazers

Perfect for a small homestead or anyone wanting docile, efficient cattle.

📍Located in Cullman, AL — message for details, photos, or to come meet them!

Nothing Wasted. Everything Honored.

These cuts were prized for their flavor and nourishment long before “superfoods” were trendy.

🥣 Bone marrow & oxtail – for gut-healing broths

💪 Heart & liver – rich in vitamins, minerals, and energy-boosting nutrients

🐄 Tallow (beef fat) – clean, traditional cooking oil

👅 Beef tongue (lingua) – tender, flavorful, and perfect for tacos or roasts

At Udder Peace Farm – healing begins with real food.

Message us to grab a “Real Food Starter Pack” today.

🥩 $200 Family Beef Box – Local Farm Raised!

Feed your family well with ~20 lbs of premium grass-fed grass-finished beef — raised with care right here on the farm.
Perfect balance of everyday staples and weekend favorites!

Includes:

10 lbs Ground Beef – burgers, tacos, casseroles, meatballs

2 Ribeye Steaks (thick-cut, 1 per couple dinner night)

2 Filet Mignons (tender & lean, perfect date-night meal)

3 lbs Stew Meat – hearty soups, stir-fry, or kabobs

4–5 lbs Assorted Roasts – slow-cooked Sunday dinners or shredded beef sandwiches

📦 Approx. 20 lbs total for $200
That’s just $10/lb average for premium grass-fed cuts!

✅ 100% Grass-fed, Grass-finished
✅ USDA inspected
✅ Locally raised and processed

💬 Message to reserve yours — limited boxes available!