Hot Mess Housekeeping

A little cleaning confession...

People assume professional cleaners have spotless homes 24/7.

Meanwhile, my kids have left dishes in the sink, there's probably a laundry basket waiting to be folded, and my dog has tracked dirt across a floor I literally just cleaned. 😂

The difference isn't that cleaners have perfect homes.

We just know that a messy house means people are busy living life.

So if you've been putting off calling a cleaner because you're embarrassed about your house, don't be.

I promise I've seen worse.

And I promise I'm not judging. 💜🧹

Things people think a house cleaner does:

✨ Wipes counters
✨ Vacuums floors
✨ Cleans bathrooms

Things a house cleaner actually does:

🧸 Picks up 47 random toys
🐾 Removes enough pet hair to build a second dog
🚽 Has conversations with toilets no one should ever hear
💪 Carries a vacuum up stairs like it's an Olympic sport
🤦‍♀️ Wonders how toothpaste ended up on the ceiling

Just another glamorous day in the life. 💜

🚨 HOT MESS MVP PRODUCT OF THE WEEK 🚨

This little purple topped can deserves employee of the month. 🏆💜

Clorox Heavy Duty Foamer tackled soap scum that looked like it had signed a long-term lease in a shower. The foam sticks, the smell is amazing, and it saved me a whole lot of scrubbing.

Would I recommend it?

Absolutely.

Would I fight another cleaner for the last can on the shelf?

Also absolutely. 😂

⭐ Hot Mess MVP Rating: 10/10

What's a cleaning product you'll defend with your life?

Happy Client- Happy Cleaner 💜

It's not everyday I get a call to clean an ACTUAL CASTLE✨️🏰 but today was that day!
This home is STUNNING and I'm incredibly grateful to these homeowners for trusting Hot Mess Housekeeping with their cleaning needs 💜🧽✨️

“Hey there! I’m Lindsey with Hot Mess Housekeeping— We offer residential cleanings of all kinds and we specialize in deep cleaning. We've got openings in our schedule and would love to make your space sparkle ✨. Message me for a quick quote!”

Good evening! Everyone who inquired about services today will receive a response tomorrow 💜 thank you for your patience!
-Lindsey🧽✨️

20% OFF Deep Cleans in June for *NEW CLIENTS*. 💜🫧🧽
Scheduling available starting 6/2

When the whole car smells like Lavender Odoban after a clean 💜

Last call, folks! Anybody need a house cleaner tomorrow?
Hot Mess Housekeeping

🫧🧽479-458-8234🧽🫧