ReWrite Alchemy with Cyndy Clemens

� PASSION AWAKENER! � Writer � Some people just want to feel better. Others feel a deep burning desire for something more, only they don't know what that is.

In any case, it is always aligned with living true to one's life purpose and promptings of their innermost Self - their Soul. This is not always about a career; a common misconception. Usually it's about knowing who you are, and living as true to who you are as you possibly can - a rarity in this time of virtual reality, pretense, masks and "fake." All designed to make you "feel better about yours

elf," but with each layer takes you further and further away from yourself, creating profound loneliness and sadness. My goal is to help you find "happy" from within, regardless of what is going on outside of you, and as the saying goes "a happy person is an attractive person." You begin to attract all of life's treasures from a deeply fulfilling place. "Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want." ~ Margaret Young

This is called INTEGRITY. We have lost sight of what this word really means. The definition of integrity (from Wikipedia) is:

"The word "integrity" stems from the Latin adjective integer (whole, complete).[2] In this context, integrity is the inner sense of "wholeness" deriving from qualities such as honesty and consistency of character. As such, one may judge that others "have integrity" to the extent that one judges whether they behave according to the values, beliefs and principles they claim to hold." The conflicting values often show up as living an outward life that is not reflective of the values we carry within. We spend more time focused on how things appear on the outside, which is fleeting at best, than really knowing, accepting and loving who we are on the inside - which we have to live with until we take our last breath (and beyond). There is a saying - "wherever you go, there you are." Do you like the company you keep, and if not, how do you expect anyone else to? How can anyone love you, if you are not being true to you and loving yourself? In the end, it's not our belongings, our money, our cars, our houses, not even our looks, talents and abilities that bring real love to us. And afterall, love is really what we are hoping to receive as a result of having all of that, isn't it? Isn't that the bottom line? If we are truly honest with ourselves, isn't that what we are really wanting? And wouldn't there always be a burning question as to whether someone loves you for you, or for your outer appearance and external trappings? It does not mean that we do not pay attention to our appearance or the outer world, nor does it mean that we don't have "things" - it just means that those do not define us and give us meaning, worth and value. Rather, they become more of a *result* of a life lived in purpose, passion, and joy. Icing on the cake, so to speak. Or, not. :0)

I blend a full and rich life experience, intuition, guidance, education, as well as my own personal journey in helping you find what is true for you, and then giving you a step-by-step process and/or practice for bringing what insights you gain into the way in which you live and experience your day-to-day life. This is done primarily over the phone in monthly, bi-weekly or weekly increments, with the encouragement to engage in deeper processes such as the yearly retreats and or the Empowerment Trainings I hold and take applications for once each year so that you become truly transformed in a very powerful, rapid and profoundly life-changing way. This work is for those who are ready for their lives to change on a profound and positive level - for good. I interview all potential clients to help define whether this work is right for you, and my client base is very limited due to the depth and nature of the work.

06/20/2026

📣 UTILITY BILL CHECK 📣

Do you ever forget where you live in July…

until the electric bill shows up?

Yeah… me either. 😏☀️

Summer flashbacks hitting different. 😭

06/17/2026

📣 RELATIONSHIP STATUS 📣

Still committed to my AC. 😆 We’re extra tight these days.

It’s 4:00 PM, we’ve only hit 102°, and it doesn’t look like we’re getting anywhere near the 106° they promised.

Meanwhile, the sun’s been working overtime all day… like a hot air blow dryer in the wind.

Which makes me wonder:

If your roof is out there making power, shouldn’t it be helping with the electric bill too?

I’m just sayin’. 😏☀️

🎼: Butterfly Season | Ella Langley

05/05/2026

Conclusion reached: if you cannot bring true presence, connection and engagement to the table and you are only here in front of me for a quick hit or some other form of consuming or “sharing” of what I have to offer with no reciprocity of equal value (breadcrumbs do not count)? Access denied. Doesn’t matter who you are.

I am not a snack. Fakebook, like all social media, has become a consumptive vending machine. No real, true connecting or presence beyond the .2 seconds of attention span people have reduced themselves to being capable of, happening here. And from what I can tell, not anywhere else, either.

That is all.

✌🏻

05/03/2026

LESS THAN 48 HOURS AFTER THE SCORPIO FULL MOON

You can feel exactly what shifted.

It is already in your body, your nervous system, the places that do not lie. Not subtle at all.

That aha moment wants instant manifestation. That is not what this is about. This is about what got revealed.

What is yours, what is not, what you have been tolerating, what you are done with becomes obvious when you stop interpreting.

Some of you are realizing you are complete.

Not becoming. Not arriving. Complete.

There is an electric recognition that none of what moved through was about the people in the story 🎭

It was never them.

It was what you shrank around to stay inside it.

A lot of people still want discomfort to be about everything except themselves.

But the pattern is simple.

Nothing changes because part of you is still afraid to change.

So the mind assigns external reasons.

That is why the loop about collective timelines keeps spinning.

It is not about the world catching up.

It is about whether you stop outsourcing your inner state.

Mercury enters Ta**us Saturday night brings mind back into body. Less noise. More grounded knowing.

Moon trine Jupiter 4:47 am EDT 19° Scorpio and Cancer
Moon void 4:47 am EDT 19° Scorpio

If it feels slow, suspended, unreal 🌊 that expectation is the interference.

Nothing is meant to lock in.

This is in between space.

Let it be unfinished.

Breathe.

Early Sunday

Moon enters Sagittarius 2:33 am EDT
Moon opposite Uranus 3:22 am EDT 0° Sagittarius and Gemini

Sudden reorientation. A realization. A break in perception.

Something changes without needing explanation.

Pluto stationing retrograde May 5 means what surfaced is not finished.

Saturday is not about making anything happen.

It is about seeing what already has.

Clearly.

If something is falling away, it is revealing it was never aligned.

Nothing external is the primary event 🎪

It reflects.

The real shift is inner dialogue, what you say to yourself when nothing is performing.

What this Full Moon opened, what Beltane burns through, is distinction between what is real, what is aligned, what is no longer yours.

🎨 © Cyndy Clemens | ™ The Cosmic Tea Hoe ®

05/01/2026

FULL MOON IN SCORPIO + BELTANE + THE MIRROR FIELD

What is happening right now is real people (you) having real nervous system experiences in real time.

Pressure builds.

Then a drop.

A release.

The body stops bracing and something soft comes through.

Laughter, crying, stillness, exhaustion, movement without weight.

Physiology, not interpretation.

Presence returns.

And people can suddenly see more clearly.

Not because anything outside changed, but because internal pressure is no longer distorting perception the same way.

You.

Them.

Both real.

Both present.

That is what happens when pressure releases.

Moon in Scorpio = emotional peak + release threshold
Moon trine Jupiter 4:47 am EDT 19° Scorpio to Cancer = expansion after containment
Moon void 4:47 am EDT = meaning loosens
Moon opposite Chiron 10:05 am EDT Libra to Aries = activation through contact
Moon square Pluto 1:51 am EDT Scorpio to Aquarius = survival patterns surfacing + releasing
Moon entering Scorpio = depth over control
Venus sextile Saturn 2:45 pm EDT Gemini to Aries = clarity of what is real
Mercury conjunct Chiron 4:07 pm EDT Aries = expression hitting sensitivity
Moon opposite Uranus 3:22 am EDT = sudden perception shift
Moon trine Neptune 9:16 am EDT = distortion thinning
Mercury enters Ta**us 10:57 pm EDT = return into the body
Pluto retrograde May 5 = deeper restructuring underneath all of this

Solar activity, solar wind, Schumann resonance shifts, and Earth movement are part of the same living system you are already inside of.

Not separate layers.

One field moving through Earth, cosmos, and human experience at once.

What you feel is real.

What changes is whether you stay present with it as it moves.

This is what 5D is.

Not a place.

A shift in perception.

🎨 © Cyndy Clemens | ™ The Cosmic Tea Hoe ®

04/30/2026

LESS THAN 24HRS UNTIL THE FULL MOON IN SCORPIO

If something in you feels restless, prowling, 🐈‍⬛ done with silence…

good.

This is not soft energy.

Fire meeting blood.
Desire meeting truth.
Instinct dragging everything false into the open without permission.

What feels like intensity is just honesty getting louder.

The mirror gets sharp in moments like this.
Not as accusation, but as recognition.
The psyche seeing itself reflected back a little too clearly to ignore.

And underneath it all, that question surfaces.
What is actually happening here…
and what was already inside you waiting for a surface to meet it.

Nothing is buffering this.

Nothing is translating it into something palatable.

This is the private self conversation. Not projection.

You feel it raw.

Connections feel closer, louder, less filtered.
Not because they changed first, but because perception did.

This is threshold energy.

Old roles start slipping off without effort.
Control points loosen.
Attachment shows its shape.
Truth stops negotiating with comfort.

Scorpio brings what is buried into the body.
Not for analysis. For release.

Beltane underneath it all, life force fully awake.
Fire. Instinct. Creation. Undoing.
Nothing half alive survives here for long.

What is real holds.
What is not dissolves without ceremony.

feral.
honest.
ALIVE.

If something feels sharp inside, good.

That is where truth gets loud.

Not about anyone else.

Only you.

And then, movement begins.

🎨: © Cyndy Clemens | ™ The Cosmic Tea Hoe ®

04/23/2026

This month has not been subtle. Not even close.

There is a very specific pressure that builds when an Aries stellium activates a first house. Lived experience speaking here.

Not textbook astrology. Not recycled timelines. Something else entirely.

Identity level ignition. Embodiment over theory. What holds, what breaks, what changes when tolerance runs out.

Mars in Virgo in the seventh filters everything through precision, usefulness, and relational truth. No chaos without consequence.

Venus conjunct Uranus at 29° Ta**us aligned with Alcyone brings stability and liberation into collision. Emotional clarity that strips illusion. What was familiar becomes impossible to unsee in the same way again.

Uranus entering Gemini shifts the processing field. Body truth begins reorganizing into mind truth. Meaning rewrites itself.

Pluto and Saturn continue longer arc restructuring beneath the surface. Nothing here is surface level.

Thu Apr 23 ET
10:36 am ET Moon square Chiron 27° Cancer to Aries
2:52 pm ET Moon sextile Venus 29° Cancer to Ta**us
3:28 pm ET Moon sextile Uranus 29° Cancer to Ta**us
3:28 pm ET Moon void 29° Cancer
3:41 pm ET Moon enters Leo
8:57 pm ET Moon trine Neptune 3° Leo to Aries
9:58 pm ET Venus conjunct Uranus 29° Ta**us
10:32 pm ET Moon square Sun 4° Leo to Ta**us

Fri
12:03 am ET Venus enters Gemini
1:13 am ET Moon opposite Pluto 6° Leo to Aquarius
6:20 am ET Moon trine Saturn 8° Leo to Aries
11:49 am ET Moon trine Mars 11° Leo to Aries
6:21 pm ET Moon trine Mercury 14° Leo to Aries
6:21 pm ET Moon void 14° Leo

Sat
12:33 pm ET Sun square Pluto 5° Ta**us to Aquarius
3:58 pm ET Moon trine Chiron 27° Leo to Aries
8:50 pm ET Uranus enters Gemini
9:04 pm ET Moon enters Virgo
9:04 pm ET Moon square Uranus 0° Virgo to Gemini

Everything moves from pressure to release to reorganization.

What do you intend to do with it moving forward?

This is information for information’s sake only if it stays unintegrated. Unintegrated, not embodied, means you just wasted a whole lot of time with energy that you’re not gonna be able to get back.

© 2026 Cyndy Clemens Cosmic Tea Hoe® All rights reserved.
Written and transmitted through Cosmic Tea Hoe® frequency.

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