NURT

Still the single greatest Chicago Bear ever. 💪

Facebook, I was going to wait until later to cuss you out from my personal page, but since you gotta be a BITCH and make things NOT WORK like they SHOULD, I'm telling you F**K YOU now from, guess who? YUP.

I am also providing EVIDENCE (cuz anyone who KNOWS me KNOWS I BACK MY S**T UP) of WHY I am saying F**K YOU.

I am saying F**K YOU, because first of all, you make the fu***ng "ACTIVITY LOG" annoying to find, then secondly, when I APPROVE a post to GO ON THE PAGE, it should F**KiNG GO ON THE PAGE. NOT SAY CONTRADICK-TORY things as you will witness in the photo.

F**KING DICKS. I'm SOOOO SICK OF YOU but unfortunately, you're what we have to work with right now. GRRRR

Anything new posted will be from the lead singer, who his doing is own things down, I think with a couple of his brothers and also possible who can be found on Soundcloud.

So there will be no N.U.R.T. music posted, but we will be posting songs by members of N.U.R.T. or anyone else we like!

Hey Facebook, why can't we login to our own location??? Huh, ya dicks! You guessed it! It's ! THE

Defunct Columbus, Ohio band from the mid 00's that only played one show, and that didn't include the original bassist, who named the band. Also, nobody can seem to remember where the show was played at! I wanna say "Big Daddy's?" down on 23 south before Portsmouth? But I'm pretty sure I was walking sideways when I arrived. No, I'm positive, because I was walking sideways when we left Columbus. Well, it was Comfest weekend, which is like a citywide holiday! Free pass to be drunken anywhere! (Back then)

We had a few recordings that a couple of the guys rigged up on an old AIWA and something something... but I'm not sure where they ended up or if they survived all the {{{MADNESS!!!}}}

Original Cast:

: guitars

: vocals


**kyourgirldoggystyleaweekafteryourbreakup: percussion

: bass

Prue and Hambone broke up (crazy story, shocker) and then there were some revolving members for awhile....

~~ vocals

~~ bass

~~guitar

~~percussion

~~keyboards

~~guitar, vocals

~~electronics/recording

There were probably a few more, and I'll remember as I come across some photos, which is why I started the page to begin with, so I can tag the location in some old photos that popped up. I don't know. I'm procrastinating and I'm not at all pleased with how the profile or cover photo turned out, which isn't good, because I'm in a manic insomniac O.C.D phase, which means my brain is wheel of fortune-y and itchniggling about 7 different projects at once.

Sometimes coffee has adverse effects. Perhaps I should try some of that?