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Surprise birthday party coming up? You need STRATEGY, STEALTH, and SECRECY. Tips on our blog.

Surprise - Auto(in)Correct If there’s anything better than a birthday party, it’s this: a surprise birthday party. You don’t know when it’s coming, which means two terrific things:

On our blog, cards for all your sick friends.

Get Well, Sick Bastard - Auto(in)Correct Noses are dripping. Coughs are ringing through the halls. The world is in the midst of one of the worst flu seasons in recent history. It’s full on sick season, which means you’ll have more than a few friends, loved ones, or coworkers laid up in bed.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, This @ #!$ Season Gave to Me:

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas - Auto(in)Correct

Happy Perky Day . . . Turkey Day? to all our friends and family. Here's hoping you won't have to stuff it.

A few strategies to help you keep the peace this Thanksgiving. Before you have to round up all the butter knives.

Slap My Perky Butt and Other Thanksgiving Strategies - Auto(in)Correct Make laugh before you even get in the door! Invite them to "Slap Your Perky Butt" with a Thanksgiving card from Auto(in)correct.

During this spooky season, it’s important to watch for little things that might be . . . different than usual. A kicked-over tombstone. A leering jack-o-lantern on a usually friendly porch. And, of course: loved ones. Watch them carefully; Auto(in)correct doesn’t want them to become things that go bump in the night.

It's Halloween. Have You Been Ghosted? - Auto(in)Correct Send your ghoulfriends a cool card from Auto(in)correct this Halloween and let them know you love them and all their weird ways!

You do, I do. We all have "this" friend.

We All Have "This" Friend In Our Life - Auto(in)Correct A few suggestions for greetings for every type of friend in your life. New, old, silver, gold, and everything in between.

Auto(in)correct presents . . . How to Survive a MacTavish Wedding.

How to Survive a MacTavish Wedding - Auto(in)Correct A Scottish answer to last week's New York Times advice on “How to Survive a Lavish Wedding,” involving kilts, ceilidh, and sheep.

Divorce. Express your enthusiasm for the recipient’s newly single state, while not leaning too hard on the other party’s flaws (what if they reconcile?), or in case it turns out the other spouse was behind all those great dinner parties.

How to Congratulate Someone at Less-Standard Junctures - Auto(in)Correct Life would be just a little more commendatory if we all congratulated each other a little more with cards for life's less obvious celebratory events.

"Dad, you don't have a particular set of skills, other than making microwave nachos."

Dad Love Languages - Auto(in)Correct Some dads are very capable of saying “I love you” the normal way and have their own way of saying it...here is Dad Love Language interpreted.

Any day is a good day to send Mom a card. Belated children, check out some reasons why on our blog. http://ow.ly/7cle30bJaqQ

Mom Texting is a Thing — Celebrate it with a Card this Mother's Day -... In honor of Mother’s Day, then, here are a few of our favorite things about all those times our moms text us.

Never go to bed angry. Go to bed full of existential despair.

Anniversaries, Love, and Bad Advice - Auto(in)Correct For all the spring anniversaries, Auto(in)correct takes a critical eye to some of the most popular marriage advice out there.