Turd Secret Service

Most homeowners don't think about their aerobic septic system until an alarm starts screaming in the middle of dinner.

By the time sewage is backing up or your spray heads are spraying black water across the yard, a simple maintenance fix just turned into a multi-thousand-dollar nightmare.

Aerobic systems need regular pumping and mechanical checkups. If your compressor isn't humming, your pump is struggling, or you can't remember the last time your tanks were pumped clean, don't wait for a blowout.

Turd Secret Service handles the classified business your yard doesn't want to deal with.

- Full 3-Tank Pump-Outs
- Pump Replacements & Float Diagnostics
- Maintenance Contracts & Inspections
- Residential & Commercial

Licensed & Insured (MP0002667 / OS0038723)
Call or text: 888-830-0478

Photo to pair with it: A photo looking down into an open riser or a shot of a seized pump being pulled out of the tank.
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The name gets a laugh. The service gets the job done.

When your septic system backs up, you don't need corporate excuses or someone trying to sell you a brand new system when all you need is a pump swap or a thorough pump-out.

Turd Secret Service is locally owned, fully licensed, and equipped to diagnose the real problem on the spot.

Got a red light flashing on your control box or water standing where it shouldn't be?

Drop us a line before your yard becomes a biohazard.

Call 888-830-0478
Turd Secret Service - Houston & Surrounding Areas