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Hey guys! The name’s Shane and I run The Rotten Report. Initially it started out as a review page, then transitioned to interviews. Check out the IG and Youtube!

Now I mostly just post on general horror, music and hockey. https://instagram.com/the_rotten_report?utm_medium=copy_link

05/24/2026

So, I finally got around to watching the critically acclaimed, . I went in mostly blind knowing very little about the film other than the plot. Hearing all the positive things about it, I was expecting it to be another one of those hyped horror movies that doesn’t live up of expectations of the masses but damn was I wrong. This film was absolutely fantastic in the most terrifying way. It had me on the edge of my seat the entire time once the ball got rolling. It really leaves you feeling a sense of dread throughout wondering what terrible thing is going to happen next. Extremely well shot, incredible score and the acting very convincing. If this doesn’t win some awards, I’ll be very disappointed. This was definitely one of the most unnerving films I’ve seen in a long time. Classic example of be careful what you wish for. Because things can go terribly, terribly wrong.

04/18/2026

I can’t lie, I might be crying a little bit right now. I was for sure convinced I wasn’t getting a copy of this when I found out the store was only getting 3-4 copies of this for Record Store Day. When I got there at 4 this morning there were about 20 people in line and I was even more certain I wasn’t getting one. But luck was on my side today because hot dammit I got one! The long awaited experimental album from members of Slipknot. Now I can finally look outside my window.

04/13/2026

Been on the hunt for one of these for a bit and finally came across one at Walmart the other day. Pretty cool that they made a figure of Ghost Face cleaning his knife. Only $10, can’t complain about that.



Original Ghostface S***t Ulrich Matthew Lillard

Photos from The Rotten Report's post 04/09/2026

One of my favorite days of the year is coming up in little over a week, Record Store Day!!! And if you know what that is then you know it’s a full experience. Waking up SUPER early to try and get to your favorite record store to get a good spot in line to make sure you can hopefully secure the titles you want. Sure it can be frustrating because sometimes you won’t always get everything you want because moat titles are limited. But it’s that much more exciting when you do come out with some of the ones you wanted. I’m incredibly excited to hopefully snag these titles and look forward to visiting my favorite record store, Karma Records. Are you planning on partaking in RSD!? What titles are you after!?

Record Store Day US KPop Demon Hunters Netflix Sleep Token Look Outside Your Window The Cure Meshuggah Claudio Simonetti’s Goblin

Photos from The Rotten Report's post 04/03/2026

So I’ve been incredibly busy the past few weeks I never got around to posting about Horrorhound Weekend 2 weeks ago. I gotta say, this was easily the BIGGEST show to date. It was the busiest Friday I’ve ever seen and Saturday was just as insane. So excited I finally got to meet Gaylen Ross and Scott Reiniger from Dawn of the Dead and added them to my poster. They were incredible human beings. Scott especially was very interested in talking. Not pictured, but I also met the legendary Tom Atkins for the 3rd time. Any time he comes I try my best to talk to him because you just never know these days. He looks great for his age that’s for sure and crazy to think he drives there himself. Also cool that was there and picked up the latest Tales of a Halloween Night which was signed by John Carpenter and which was really cool to meet and talk to her about the comics. Also paid my annual visit to to try the newest beers, including the convention exclusive Eye Scream which was a strawberry ice cream ale which was really unique. Hung out after hours for once to check out the music acts. Which was and . Damn good time! I ended up not doing a walkthrough video this time due to the fact that most of my walkthroughs are generally about the same. So overall, the weekend was insane but one of the best shows in recent years. 12 years now and looking forward to the next!

Photos from The Rotten Report's post 03/31/2026

If you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m a huge fan. So when I saw that McDonald’s was doing a HUNTR/X meal I knew I had to get it. Need to go back to get the actual Saja Boys meal. The Ramyeon shaker seasoning on the fries was amazing if you’re a ramen fan they’re a must try. The Derpy McFlurry was delectable with a sweet raspberry flavoring and bursting boba raspberry balls. The sauces weren’t half bad either. And pulling the Rumi card on the first meal was a highlight as well. This was definitely a hit for McDonalds. Now to go back for the Saja breakfast meal!

03/17/2026

Happy, Happy Silver Shamrock Day! ☘️

03/12/2026

Incredibly excited to announce that I’ve been accepted as a member of the Demo Crew!! Honored to be able to promote one of my all time favorite supplements! In my bio is a link to their website if you’re looking for some new health and fitness products to try! Be sure to use my code SHANE499 to get a 10% discount on your order! Thanks again to Austin for accepting me!

03/06/2026

Review time!! Snagged a tub of the now sold out Mint Chocolate Farm Fed protein from one of my favorite supplement companies . Since I don’t have a ninja creami, I decided to go the smoothie route and make a high protein smoothie. It DOES NOT disappoint! I’m a big mint guy and this has an absolute pleasant flavor profile. Smooth chocolate with a refreshing mint back bone. Extremely well balanced compared to some chocolate mint products. If you’re on the fence like was, it just might surprise you. This is up there with their pumpkin roll and squirrelly nut proteins for sure.

Smoothie ingredients:

Small cup of ice
1 cup of unsweetened almond milk
6 oz of your choice of yogurt
4 mint Oreo thins
2 scoops of the Mint Chocolate protein
Blend to your liking.

Disclaimer: the protein is sold out on A&S’s website but still available at GNC!

Photos from The Rotten Report's post 02/27/2026

I know one thing’s for sure, whether you liked it or not, Scream 7 is going to be the buzz of the weekend. I was super excited to attend one of the fan event screenings at the AMC in Greenwood. Had to snap a picture of the knife standee and iMAX poster. Managed to grab a few of the LTD prints. Wasn’t planning on getting any of the merch, until I saw it in person. That popcorn tin was sick and the cup with topper was nifty as well so I went with those. Well worth the money. Had an absolute blast with the film. It was one of the best theater experiences I’ve ever had. Everyone was laughing, screaming and having a great time which I enjoyed. The verdict has been extremely mixed but I digress I absolutely loved it. The film oozed with nostalgia callbacks, but not to where it relied on them. This Ghost Face was a different breed and honestly one of the most intense and brutal ones of the franchise. The kill sequences were also some of the most gnarly in the franchise. It also had a lot of really cool shots that I appreciated. The term “absolute cinema” came to mind. I loved the idea of watching Sidney dealing with being a parent to a teenager and tying her damnedest to keep her from her past, but we all knew how that would end up. Lots of surprises, lots of laughs and lots of blood. I had a few gripes but those didn’t ruin the movie for me. If you’re a Scream fan and are on the fence, I encourage you to make your own judgement. See the movie, have your opinions. Just have a good time. People seem to lack that these days when going to the theater.

Photos from The Rotten Report's post 02/24/2026

The time has come!! pre order is now live!! The most in depth documentary ever created for one of the greatest practical effects films of all time, John Carpenter’s timeless classic, ‘The Thing.’ Hours and hours of interviews from cast, crew and film experts alike. The pre order window runs for 30 days and includes perks physical copies, shirts, digital copies and producer credits. It’s also from the creators of the highly acclaimed In Search of Darkness series, Creator VC so you know it’s going to be quality! If this might tickle your fancy be sure to click the link in my bio! Or below!

https://thethingexpanded.com/?sca_ref=10672732.ETzy9dgSx79jN

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