The Paper Machete

A little bird told us tomorrow’s show *might* be a good time.

But a dirty bird assured it’s a done deal.

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Last week’s cast is irrefutable proof we’re not slowing down for summer.

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Tomorrow, we’ve got a lineup to give a Schlitz about.

P.S. That bottle isn’t the last at the Green Mill. Not even close…

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This cast brought us a Memorial Day weekend we aren’t soon to forget.

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This Memorial Day we salute not just our service members, but also those visiting from other galaxies!

Beam yourself up to the bar to see this elite star fleet crew...

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FOMO warning: not to brag, but last week’s cast… yowza. Swipe through, super fans.

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Some weeks you need to drink like it’s last call before Chad the Bird.

We’re not judging; we just came to entertain...

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Mama mia, another Saturday lineup worth calling home about.

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It ain’t the Met Gala, but our sleeves still have several tricks up them.

Doors at 1. Musical and comedy mayhem at 3.

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Spring is here and last week’s Machete was in full bloom thanks to our talented buds.

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